Talk:Ayy, Sit on It

Deep Seat Cushion Messages

These messages appear after any item drop messages. Observed meat range is 20-30. On what page should these messages go? Clancy has an individual page, should the motorcycle get one as well for its various upgrade-related messages?

You gain 20−30 Meat.

• After a little pushin', you find some Meat in your cushions.
• You don't find any extra Meat in your seat, but you do find some in the motorcycle's seat.
• You search the nooks and crannies in your seat cushions, and find some extra Meat (probably put there by crooks and nannies).
• You search deep into your motorcycle's seat until she chimes and asks what you think you're doing, but you find some extra Meat.
• You search your cushions for extra Meat, then search the seat's cushions and actually find some.
• You search the voluminous folds of your seat for extra Meat, but you successfully find some when you search the motorcycle's seat.
• You find some extra Meat in the seat cushions!
• You find <object> and some extra Meat in your seat cushions!
• You find <object>, <object>, and some Meat in your seat cushions!
• You find some extra Meat (and <object>) in the motorcycle's seat cushions!

<object> is one of:

• a AAA battery
• a black button
• a broken ChibiBuddy™
• a broken earring
• a broken nose ring
• a broken paperclip
• a broken pencil
• a cherry stem tied in a knot
• a crumpled beer can
• a doll's shoe
• a dried-up ballpoint pen
• a dried-up wad of Rain-Doh™
• a few stale Cheat-Os
• a fish hook
• a handful of dirt
• a handful of sand
• a handful of sunflower seed shells
• a losing lottery ticket
• a luggage tag
• a moldy piece of cheese
• a plum pit
• a receipt from Taco Dan's Taco Stand
• a red button
• a rubber washer
• a set of dog tags
• a stale piece of bread
• a twist-tie
• a wad of gum
• a wine cork
• an apple core
• an apricot pit
• an empty milk carton
• an eraser shaped like a Pökemann
• half a dog bone
• half a plum crayon
• half a taco shell
• some cookie crumbs
• the foil from a wine bottle
• the top of a beer bottle
• <N> (four) french fries
• <N> (three) raisins
• two bobby pins
• two green buttons

(list probably incomplete)

There might just be one "a <color> button" object.

<N> is some number, one of:

• two (?)
• three
• four

(also probably incomplete)

(Last revision: 2/18) --AstronautGuy (talk) 06:50, 18 February 2014 (UTC)