Talk:Bad-ass club

Can be smithed with seal lube ( from slippery seal summon) to yield:

creepy-ass club

itemid:3068

descid:199690260

This is a big-ass club that's been lubed up with the secretions of a wet seal. The prudent course of action seems to me to be hitting things with it, rather than thinking about it too much.

Type: weapon (2-handed club)

Power: 160

Muscle Required: 65

Selling Price: 100 Meat.

Cannot be traded

Enchantment:

Weapon Damage +25

+15 to Monster Level

+15 Sleaze Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

--Murixbob 04:33, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

• I know it's not a reference, but I can't look at this (or the other clubs you can make from this) without thinking of this XKCD comic. --Sparksol (t|c) 10:32, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I would vote for it being a reference. --Raijinili 02:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    1. gets my vote, too
    2. where's my stinky-ass club? --Evilkolbot 11:08, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    3. my vote too --Hrag 21:31, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    4. not stinky, nasty --Evilkolbot 21:54, 7 May 2009 (UTC)