Talk:Basic hot dog

I forgot to copy the first 2 extra hot dogs, but i've got a massive textdump

You let out your gut, psych yourself up, and cram a third extra hot dog down your gullet. It lands sideways in the last bit of space at the very top of your stomach, almost emptying out the whole works. You lose 4 Beefiness. You lose 4 Smarm. You lose 4 Wizardliness.

If you think about it, lungs are basically the same as stomachs, right? They're all little gooey pouches inside your body, right? You cram a fourth extra hot dog into your left lung. You sweat and feel short of breath, but it stays down. You lose 8 Fortitude. You lose 8 Chutzpah. You lose 8 Wizardliness.

You drop a fifth extra hot dog into your right lung. Now it's getting really hard to breathe--and not just because your lungs are full of processed animal protein. You lose 16 Strengthliness. You lose 16 Smarm. You lose 16 Magicalness.

You drop your diaphragm, belch heavily, and find you can just squeeze a sixth extra hot dog into your throat. I mean, you can see the end of it still if you open your mouth in front of a mirror, but technically it counts. You lose 32 Strongness. You lose 32 Sarcasm. You lose 32 Magicalness.

You wipe sweat off your brow, rub your distended belly, and stare down the seventh extra hot dog. You cram it down your throat, compressing the three hot dogs you ate before it so it just barely fits. You lose 64 Fortitude. You lose 64 Smarm. You lose 64 Magicalness.

You wipe your sweaty brow, then sniff your palms. My god, even your sweat is starting to smell like hot dogs. You pick up the eighth one, break it in half, and send one half to each of your lungs, where hopefully it'll get absorbed. That's a thing that would happen, right? You lose 128 Muscleboundness. You lose 128 Smarm. You lose 128 Wizardliness.

All the salt in the hot dogs is making you bloated. Your fingers look like individual hot dogs themselves, all the creases filled in. You can barely grip the ninth extra hot dog, and you have no idea where in your body you'll put it. Still, you shove it down your throat, smushing all the other hot dogs backed up in there, feeling like the world's least fortunate sword swallower. You lose 256 Strongness. You lose 256 Smarm. You lose 256 Enchantedness.

You lean back in your chair, stomach distended, intestines aching, your esophagus swollen as it tries to move some traffic down to your guts. Your vision blurry, you grab a tenth extra hot dog. You're starting to get sores in your mouth from all the salt, so you barely chew it; you just will yourself to get the thing far enough down your throat that it counts for the competition. You lose 512 Beefiness. You lose 512 Cheek. You lose 512 Mysteriousness.

If someone took an X-ray of your body right now, it'd look like there was a smaller you inside of you, and that smaller you would be made entirely out of hot dogs. That mental image reminds you that you have an entire sinus cavity to fill, though, so you snort the eleventh hot dog. You lose 1024 Strongness. You lose 1024 Sarcasm. You lose 1024 Enchantedness.

You grind a hot dog into paste, make a poultice of it, and cram it into an unhealed wound. Gross, but it technically counts. You lose 2048 Muscleboundness. You lose 2048 Sarcasm. You lose 2048 Wizardliness.

You remove one of your kidneys, put it on ice, and cram a hot dog into the cavity you just created. You lose 4096 Muscleboundness. You lose 4096 Cheek. You lose 4096 Wizardliness.

You disregard the stretch marks popping up on your belly and cram another hot dog down your gullet. You're about 12 months pregnant with a food baby now. You lose 8192 Beefiness. You lose 8192 Cheek. You lose 8192 Mysteriousness.

You cram another hot dog up your nose, past your sinus cavities, and into the space between your brain hemispheres. It works, but now all you can think about is hot dogs. You lose 16384 Strengthliness. You lose 16384 Sarcasm. You lose 16384 Mysteriousness.

You almost quit eating hot dogs, but then you think of all the starving kids in distant lands, and that makes you hungry enough to cram another one down your aching esophagus. You lose 32768 Muscleboundness. You lose 32768 Chutzpah. You lose 32768 Magicalness.

You almost quit eating hot dogs, but then you think of all the starving kids in distant lands, and that makes you hungry enough to cram another one down your aching esophagus. You lose 65536 Beefiness. You lose 65536 Cheek. You lose 65536 Wizardliness.

Results: You atomize a hot dog and inhale the meaty mist, groaning a little as your digestive system struggles with the load. You lose 131072 Strengthliness. You lose 131072 Sarcasm. You lose 131072 Magicalness.

You remember that you have a hollow leg--then remember that you've filled it almost completely with hot dogs. You manage to squeeze one more into your calf cavity. You lose 262144 Strongness. You lose 262144 Roguishness. You lose 262144 Mysteriousness.

P.S. I ate 34 normal dogs on a size 15 stomach, so 19 over. I didn't get a message stopping me, i didn't want any more stat loss.--Alabit (talk) 05:32, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

I got 31 total before I was unable to eat anymore. I lost 2 levels doing that, now down to 20. LizardKing (talk) 01:17, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

At level 69, after deleveling twice i stopped trying to reach the upper bound at: You almost quit eating hot dogs, but then you think of all the starving kids in distant lands, and that makes you hungry enough to cram another one down your aching esophagus. You lose 1048576 Fortitude. You lose 1048576 Sarcasm. You lose 1048576 Enchantedness.--Hekiryuu (talk) 12:40, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

Adventure gain for extra dogs?

So do these overfull hot dogs just take away stats, or do they add adventures/fullness also? --Johnny Treehugger (talk) 14:50, 5 July 2013 (UTC)

• i only ate one, but just lost stats and got no adventures. which is sensible, since kobolds could recoup the loss up to, what, 13 dogs? --Evilkolbot (talk) 16:25, 5 July 2013 (UTC)
  • Hmm. Then can Oxygenarians get basic dogs with maximum (0) fullness just to lose stats? You're not really eating them, you're just... inserting them into you. --Johnny Treehugger (talk) 22:51, 5 July 2013 (UTC)
    • i have a feeling the answer is no. zombie slayer and avatar of jarlsberg have already been tested. --Evilkolbot (talk) 20:36, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Stat loss counter

for reference, somebody should add this to the page somehow, if you eat to full, eat more than you can handle, then spice melange, then eat past your new full, the counter continues, i.e:eat to full, eat overdogs to 512 statloss. spice melange. 3 dogs. one overfull dog gave 1024 statloss.--Alabit (talk) 05:15, 15 July 2013 (UTC)

• So it keeps track of your stat loss for the day. I take it that the stat loss does not follow after rollover? ie you over eat to 512 in losses and the next day when you over eat do you start at 1024 or go back to 1?--MageRed (talk) 06:13, 15 July 2013 (UTC)
  • It resets daily. unfortunately i can't test whether ascension resets.--Alabit (talk) 21:26, 15 July 2013 (UTC)
  • Ascension resets it. Tested yesterday by cramming down 12 before jumping the gash, then finished day 1 of the new run with a handful of dogs to climb the clan board a bit more. --Stormfox (talk) 15:08, 17 July 2013 (UTC)