Talk:Best joke ever

So, what the hell is this?--Tombot 02:34, 27 September 2011 (CEST)

• The main question is: How do we get one for our dcs? ;) --Yatsufusa 05:10, 27 September 2011 (CEST)
  • since three of the four people who have it are "celebrities", the answer at the moment appear to be "kiss jick's arse." i'm sure that impression is false. --Evilkolbot 07:30, 27 September 2011 (CEST)
    • Don't be ridiculous, Evilkolbot. You don't get this from kissing Jick's arse. You get it by giving him a handjob.--Pantsless 14:36, 28 September 2011 (CEST)
      • so that's where i've been going wrong. i'll know better in future. --Evilkolbot 18:48, 29 September 2011 (CEST)
      • Hey Pantsless? What do you get for going to third base with Jick?--Ailuro Dragon 00:12, 1 October 2011 (CEST)
        • Chlamydia.--Pantsless 00:22, 1 October 2011 (CEST)
          • Thank goodness I'm not allergic to penicillin.--Ailuro Dragon 13:22, 2 October 2011 (CEST)
    • My understanding is that it's a CDM joke from duirng Con. Apparently it gives a chat effect that makes every other word one of dick, butt, fart, or penis. Or something like that. --Flargen 08:06, 27 September 2011 (CEST)
    • The item was described in detail by Jick on the 9/22 radio show. It's a custom item created by CDM and gives the chat effect described above (except with 'boner' as the fourth word, rather than 'penis'). --Slaphappy snark 16:50, 29 September 2011 (CEST)

Obtaining

Since someone's just added "be a dev" as "how to obtain", I'll do a quick rundown as to how come there's one in my display case (I am not a dev). This is from March 2015, So not the *original* batch introduced to the kingdom, but a later one.

I encountered a programming puzzle, presented as a Donator's advertisement from CDM (which I'm not sharing here), to which KoL-chat-PM-ing him the answer resulted in:-

(snip)
CDMoyer has given you best joke ever (1).
ArgghFW: Yay :)
ArgghFW: This item is too old to use on your current path. Probably a good thing.
CDMoyer: Heheh.
--ArgghFW (talk) 16:45, 26 November 2016 (UTC)

Use Msg

so, i've acquired one through secret means, and i can provide a little bit of info on the effect itself.

the usemsg goes something like this: you open the book, and read the contents. "what did one dick say to the other? boners." you acquire an effect: Best Effect Ever (69 adventures)

apologies for not getting the whole thing, as i was too dumb to record it because i thought it wasn't consumable.--The ErosionSeeker 23:34, 7 January 2012 (CET)

From the September 15, 2011 radio show, right after the Crappo Bappo part: "J: HotStuff, what did one fart say to the other fart?" "H: Uh, boner?" "J: Yeah! You got it, buddy! New favorite joke.". --Quietust (t|c) 00:02, 8 January 2012 (CET)

wait... we need someone to gift-a-pult this.--The ErosionSeeker 00:34, 8 January 2012 (CET)

• Doesn't show up in menu of combat items when gift-a-pult is equipped. Filed a bug report. --Heeheehee (talk) 20:39, 9 March 2015 (UTC)

single use

• Is it consumed upon use?--Icon315♕ (☎|♤) 03:59, 8 January 2012 (CET)
  • i hope it's not. otherwise that would be such a dick move. --Evilkolbot 11:47, 8 January 2012 (CET)
    • The ErosionSeeker's comment above implies it is - "i thought it wasn't consumable." --Johnny Treehugger 16:37, 8 January 2012 (CET)
      • it is, which is (ironically), the biggest dick move of all. —Preceding unsigned comment added by The ErosionSeeker (talk • contribs) on 22:09, 8 January 2012