Talk:CRIMBCO Gift Shop
How is the Gift section unlocked? Is there a special encounter or what? I'm just seeing the day 1 merchandise at the moment. --Noskilz 05:52, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
- Me too. I tried suiting up with Paperclippery, but that's not it. Though I do look stylish. -Captain Video 05:56, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
- Mr. Bination randomly sends you a kmail with the details.--Toffile 05:59, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
- Eventually you will get a kMail from Mr. Mination. He'll tell you who your gift buddy is and it unlocks.
Linda, take a memo.
Dear Valued CRIMBCO Employee,
CRIMBCO requests your voluntary participation in the Covert Crimbo program. The H.R. Department has matched your compatibility along several dozen axes to come up with the ideal fellow employee for whom you should purchase CRIMBCO-branded gifts with your CRIMBCO scrip. Remember, nothing says "festive holiday" like "coerced gift purchases for virtual strangers!"
Your Covert Crimbo Buddy is <XXX> . Don't let him or her down!
I trust you will all work even harder this holiday season to earn money to buy gifts for one another. Dance, monkeys, dance! Linda, will you edit that last bit before you send this out?
Sincerely,
Linda Jorgensen for Mr. Mination, CEO
--Bale 05:59, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
- Darn you and your pre tags causing horizontal scroll bars! Bad Bale! Also, you have to wait until you get assigned a target, which could be hours from now. --Flargen 06:02, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
- And of course, here's the note you get on the receiving end of the Gift Shop shipments
Linda, let's bang these out real quick and get back to necking, okay? Start dictation.
Dear Valued CRIMBCO Employee,
Attached please find the gifts your Covert Crimbo Agent purchased for you. I trust you'll find in them the joy and serenity that only CRIMBCO products can generate.
Please remember that if you didn't buy as many gifts for your Covert Crimbo Buddy as your Agent bought for you, that's basically stealing. There, that oughta hold the bastards. C'mere, Linda.
Regards,
Linda Jorgensen for Mr. Mination, CEO
 | You acquire... something. |
--Itsatrap 08:12, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
