Talk:Crimbomination Contraption
From what I see, each time you wave the Contraption, the same message appears, with a different song at the end. I started copying from my second use.
2nd "You wave the Contraption. The Crimbomination follows it with three of its eyes, mesmerized. While you wave, you sing an inspirational carol from the propaganda mounted on the back of the weapon:
Hark, Crimbomination thing, Crimbo needs a mutant king! Let the hate within you go Let's all hear you ho-ho-ho! Criiiiiiiimboooooooomiiiiinaaaation Won't you come save Crimbo? Criiiiiiiimboooooooomiiiiinaaaation Won't you come save Crimbo?"
3rd "Penguins flee, from our smackin' Crimbo glee's what we're lackin' Let go of the hate, and come regulate Spreading mutant cheer across the land Gone away is the mob bird, Let there not be a sob heard, Get rid of dread, put this hat on your heads, Spreading mutant cheer across the land."
4th "O Crimbomination With your pulsing pustules O come ye, O come ye and save our necks Put on the hat, Be the King of Crimbo Stretch out your tentacle, Stretch out your tentacle, Stretch out your tentacle, and put it on."
5th "O, slimy elf, You are a freak of nature But you're kind of the last hope we've got Crimbomination is your nomenclature Help us now or the holiday's shot You hear the elves, they're crying for a monarch Uncle C was bad, the Don was worse It falls on your heads to save the situation Oh mutated elf, Oh elf with tentacles Oh elf, oh MUTATED elf with tentacles."
After this 5th use, the message continued:
"The Crimbomination shudders, inhales deeply, and says, "Ho. Ho? HO! Happy Crimbo all, and all good night!" He takes the Crimbo Hat from you and puts it on his lumpy, misshapened head. Then he lays a finger beside one of his noses and vanishes. Ta-da!
But wait, what's this? It looks like he left a gaily-wrapped present behind, and the tag has your name on it! You tear it open.
You acquire an item: misfit hobby horse
I don't know well enough how to get the images and links in place, but this has been what I could offer. Moynusaxon 04:23, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
I have no idea how we want this formatted, so here is the first song: Decked the penguinoid usurpers, Fa la la la la, la la la la Overcame those pasta slurpers, Fa la la la la, la la la la Don is now an abdicator, Fa la la la, la la la, la la la Crimbo needs you now, not later Fa la la la la, la la la la. --Terrabull 06:24, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
I received:
misfit teddy bear
This is an adorable teddy bear, only it's stuffed with asbestos instead of sawdust. That makes sense, I suppose, because its dull red eyes are actually two smoldering coals. It looks like the Crimbomination's trying to give homes to all of the toys that are, like the Crimbomination himself, mutant freaks that should not be.
Type: off-hand item Cannot be discarded
Enchantment: Mysticality +5 +5 Hot Damage
-Evil Elvis
Using 5 adventures hypnotising the Crimbomination, i got a misfit hobby horse... Kind of a... letdown.
- goes into a corner and cries
-Vrga, who is very sad... 06:16, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I thought so, too. Past Crimbos have been more creative in some way... --Beliar Lightbearer 08:07, 26 December 2009 (UTC)
For Non-Hardcore/Bad Moon Ascensions: This is a 100 power, 2 handed club with *NO* stat requirements. For those with Lunging Thrust-Smack or Thrust-Smack as permanent skills this makes a decent choice for a weapon pull from Hagnk's as you can A. Have a 100 power weapon from the start of your ascension B. Never miss with it as a Seal Clubber when using TS or LTS since it's a 2 handed club.
Even as other classes, having a 100 power weapon immediately in your hands is still going to be helpful -zuraster
It doesn't appear as though anyone has pointed out that you can no longer smash the contraption. I tried, and it gave me the message "That's too important to pulverize." --R00k 17:01, 21 November 2010 (UTC)
