Talk:Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit

I should have paid more attention, I'm an Accordion Thief and he said something along the lines of "they'll let anybody in here" Sorry, I guess someone else will get the data --Phred 05:54, 24 January 2007 (CST)

Same, but I caught myself sooner!--Sors 07:46, 24 January 2007 (CST)

At what level does the quest not become available? As a level 10 Disco Bandit they wouldn't tell me anything. --Vadskye 16:28, 31 January 2007 (CST)

Duncan Disorderly might be a reference to this guy: http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2001-04.html --mLegion 09:22, 21 February 2007 (CST)

I'm new to KoL Wiki, but love it. Anyway, this page didn't give my my experience at all, as of 7/23/7, with a 5th level Disco Bandit, I just got this message instead:

"Oh, hey, [name], just in time. Listen, something major's just gone down, and we've got a real important job for you. Here's the skinny: The Department's in charge of hiding this artifact, see? This crazy dangerous thing that we've been keeping under wraps for hundreds of years. Well, damned if someone hasn't managed to steal it from us, and it turns out it's your Nemesis that did it, and we need you to get it back before the whole world goes ker-flooey. And this is serious, I'm not just jerkin' your chain here."

"Woah, hang on," you say. "Since when do I have a Nemesis?"

"Everyone else called 'not it'. Sorry pal, them's the breaks. Problem is, though, you're not nearly moxious enough to beat him yet. You're gonna need to get the Legendary Epic Weapon of the Disco Bandit first, and frankly, that's gonna take some doing. So, here's the plan: first, you need to make yourself an Epic Weapon. There's three parts you'll need to find, and you'll have to meatsmith them together yourself -- the meatsmith in Market Square can sell you the gear for that, and I'll pitch in for the cost.

"The first two parts, you can get from these two old guys -- people say they're the two oldest and wisest guys in the kingdom, but I dunno... well, one of 'em owns the casino, so I guess that's pretty wise. The part you need is a prize in one of his games, but I can't tell ya which one, and you'll need to be lucky to win. Real lucky. Now the other guy, if you get him on the right day, he'll be able to help you out with that, and he has the second part you need, too."

"And the third part?"

"You're on your own there, buddy. Sorry. When you get the Epic Weapon built, though, come back here and I'll fill you in on the rest of the plan."

Meat You gain 1,000 Meat.

Spetey 00:23, 24 July 2007 (CDT)

i got the same thing as that guy. is this some non spoilable disco bandit thing that i shoudlnt post on the main page or is it new material? and for completenesses sake, if you talk to him again w/o completeing the quest you get this message: "Hey, what's with the delay on that Epic Weapon? Quit slacking, slacker. This is important!"--Burkeyturkey 22:21, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

• after 30 seconds of reasearch i found the Legendary Epic Weapon Quest

I just got the LEW quest at 11 mainstat (16 buffed) instead of 12 mentioned on this page. Have screenshot to confirm if necessary.--Osrisa 17:59, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

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Before meeting any assasins

"Yeah, we haven't found your Nemesis yet. You'll be the first to know, all right?"

After menancing thug

"<Player name>, buddy, good to see you've still got your head attached. There's some pretty sketchy people looking for you, and believe me, I know from sketchy." "Yeah, I had a run-in with some of them," you mutter darkly. "It looks like there's a price on my head."

"Yep, that's what we're hearing. No dice on trying to find his hideout yet, either. You might wanna lie low till the heat's off. 'Course, that could be a pretty long time."

"Yeah, thanks."