Talk:Fry
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Here are some of the use messages, which I don't know how to format:
- A kid on a tricycle riding by throws a candy bar at your opponent. You deep-fry it in mid-air, rendering it inedible and making it leave a stain for <82> damage.
- You reach with your mind to the grease trap under the skeaziest fry pit in all of Loathing, grab a congealed wad of nastiness from it, and hurl it at him for <91> damage.
- You reach through time and space to the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor (Self-Decapitating Nick, it turns out) and fling some of the grease at your opponent for <87> damage.
- CRITICAL HIT! You use the power of your mind to scrape the grease off the top of every pizza being made in the Kingdom right now, then hurl the grease-ball at them for <145> damage.
- [Regular version:] You use the power of your mind to scrape the grease off the top of every pizza being made in the Kingdom right now, then hurl the grease-ball at him for <83> damage.
- You reach with your mind into the trash bins of Degrassi Knoll, find some gross ancient cold french fries there, transport them to where you are, and fling them at them for <91> damage.
- You sling a wad of grease from the first bacon ever fried, greasing them for <90> damage.
-Captain Video 04:44, 17 February 2013 (UTC)
