Talk:Fudge monkey

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" You're fighting a fudge monkey

   Would it shock you greatly if I told you this was a little monkey made out of fudge? Of course not. Would that description inform you at all? No it would not. Am I not really a fan of this particular brand of one-sided conversation via asking and answering my own questions? Not really.
   What was I talking about again? Oh, right. This is a tree-swinging, tailed primate made out of cocoa, butter, and sugar. At least the poo it flings is delicious."

"It hangs from a tree limb above you and chitters angrily."

"It turns around and moons you. Cheeky monkey."

"It hurls a chocolate coconut at you, but you just add it to your lovely bunch (deedly-dee-dee)."

"You acquire 6 fudgecules" --Deetviper 05:13, 8 December 2011 (CET)