Talk:Grease Trapper

The guy ahead of you in line is dressed in a patchwork of furs from all different animals, which is kind of interesting. You tap him on the shoulder to ask him about them, and your hand makes a sort of splok noise and come back with some kind of musky oil on it.

"Pretty good, eh?" the trapper says with a wink. "That's buck oil. Nice manly smell. Lotsa pheromones in it. I sell a lot of that." He holds up a handful of yellowy paste. "Interest you in some beaver grease? It's useful for all kind of things. Slick back your hair, smear some on toast... I got some of the stuff they squeeze out of the anal glands and use to flavor strawberry ice cream, too, if yer innerested."

Given the choice between throwing up or attacking him, you choose the latter.

His attack doesn't quite hit, but it splashes some kind of grease onto you and eurrrgh. Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ouch! You lose 45 hit points. (sleaze damage) Authority2 (talk) 16:41, 5 January 2015 (UTC)