Talk:Hand Turkey

Just me or is the maypole reference stretching it needlessly far. Namely: Doing "The Funky Turkey" around the maypole may be a reference to The Goodies' song "The Funky Gibbon", with a chorus lyric being, "Do, do, do the Funky Gibbon". , could just be a reference to the dance the notorious dance the Funky Chicken. --Practitioner of Saucy Arts 17:07, 3 January 2006 (Central Standard Time)

If anyone would like to buy me one of these, I would certainly be happy to do as much research on its effects as they want! ;) --Suraimu 16:11, 27 March 2006 (CST)

No, me! ^_^--Rikmach 23:56, 27 March 2006 (CST)

It's a lot cheaper to use a comma chameleon and candied yam pinky rings for spading.--Muffkin 04:00, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

It's goat + lep, so it does the same damage as a goat. And you don't want one. Seriously. They suck. I cry whenever I look at mine in my terrarium. Neongrey 13:44, 10 April 2006 (CDT)

"extinct from the Mall"?

It's in the Mall, 999,999,998 Meat, but still not extinct --Wou 11:16, 13 January 2008 (CST)

What are the meat gains? Spading required... --Mikk0384 09:46, 9 September 2008 (CDT)