Talk:Mutant gila monster egg

You put the mutant gila monster egg in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

It tries to latch onto its reflection in the glass, attacking it ferociously.

This lizard don't lounge it's a cold-blooded killer all bite and no bark.

(At 21 pounds) Lizard-Breath latches its powerful jaws onto him and begins pumpin' in the venom while dealing 23 damage. Your opponent writhes as he takes 18 damage from the poison.

Lizard-Breath slowly crawls up to you and licks your wounds with his flickering forked tongue. You gain 13 hit points. You gain 14 Mana Points.

Lizard-Breath does the Gila Monster Mash around the Maypole.

Lizard-Breath chews thoughtfully on the Wax Lips.

As of midnight 11/7/08, no message for tam.

Gila monsters suck at scavenger hunts because their vision is based on movement. You know, like tyrannosaurs and prostitutes.

Jawmaster 2000™

Is your bite not as strong as it should be? Do you latch onto a victim and start pumping poison into them, only to find yourself ripped away? Most importantly, are you a mutant gila monster? If so, then the Jawmaster 2000™ is for you!*

• Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Plus shipping&handling. Must be 18 to order. Sorry, Tennessee.

Type: familiar equipment Selling Price: 75 Meat.

Enchantment: +5 to Familiar Weight --Andy00 06:08, 7 November 2008 (UTC)