Talk:Old school calculator watch
You type 195951310 into your watch, convert to hex, and show it to your opponent. Ooh, burn! It takes X damage.
19595131010 is BADFACE16.
Using your calculator watch you find that your opponent is smaller than you thought. Proof by reduction! Monster Attack Monster attack power reduced by X Monster Defense Monster defense reduced by X
You start typing into your calculator watch. 0, 01, 012, 0123... Your opponent asks what you are doing, and you tell her that you are covering all your bases.
You fill out some loan paperwork, and then use your watch to force your opponent to cosine. Meat You gain X Meat.
cosine = co sign
Your calculator watch drops a natural log, and your opponent takes X damage from the smell.
Natural log = logex however, given the stench damage, it probably refers to the results of a bowel movement
You press some strange buttons on your watch, and the screen lights up with "ME YOU COLDCOCK." Your opponent says, "You want me to hit you?" You reply, "No, that was in RPN!" It takes X damage from your fist.
You measure some distances and angles, then enter them into your watch. Your opponent takes X damage from the polar coordinates.
polar = cold
Your calculator watch arm moves of its own accord and hits your opponent for x damage. The screen blinks "REDRUM" and you realize that function call is coming from inside the housing!
Call Function is an operator in programming language
You type 5318008 into your watch, turn it upside down, and show it to your opponent. She blushes, and takes X damage.
53180008 upside down is boobies
You type 15727310 into your watch, convert to hex, and watch as parts of your opponent disappear.
1572731010 = EFFACE16 (to eliminate or make indistinct by or as if by wearing away a surface) --Vigilamus 05:22, 2 December 2012 (CET)
RPN means Reverse Polish notation --Dkohler 15:23, 2 December 2012 (CET)
So what would ME YOU COLDCOCK mean in RPN since there are no arithmetic operators?--Vigilamus 17:39, 3 December 2012 (CET)
- COLDCOCK is the operator. --Johnny Treehugger 17:59, 3 December 2012 (CET)
- How about an example then? Plug in "27 9 -" into your RPN calculator then evaluate: you get "18" as the answer. Plug "ME YOU COLDCOCK" into this one, and you get "ME COLDCOCK YOU" as the non-RPN equivilent. --Club (#66669) (Talk) 19:24, 3 December 2012 (CET)
