Talk:Orcish Frat House blueprints

When you use the blueprints while in Frat Boy Ensemble and choose the first option (knock on the front door or similar) you get:

You march up to the front door of the frat house and knock loudly. A muscle-bound frat orc opens it, and before he can speak, you say "Thanks for hookin' a bra up, bra. I totally lost my key, bra." and shuffle past him.

Once you're inside the frat house, it's a simple matter of making your way down to the basement and retrieving Caronch's dentures from the frat boys' ridiculous trophy case.

You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's dentures --Rivet rose iv 10:25, 6 December 2007 (CST)

Wonder.. does this drop/be usable if you've bombed the frats back to the stone age?--Terry 12:05, 6 December 2007 (CST)

This item is still usable (with no difference in text) If you opened up the pirate cove after having completed the war. Yay for multis that got abandoned at spadeworthy moments. --Valliant 11:29, 15 April 2008 (CDT)

When Go in through the front door - with no frat boy outfit:

You knock on the side door of the frat house, and a shifty-looking frat orc with dark glasses cracks it open.

"Hey, you're not Dave. Dave's hair is business in the front, party in the back, bra. Blocko, we've got an unwanted visitor, here. Can you show him the way out?"

Blocko, who turns out to be a gigantic, angry, muscle-bound frat orc shows you the way out. He shows some of your teeth the way out, too. You lose 105 hit points. --Residium 18:05, 8 December 2007 (GMT)

I'm pretty sure I clicked to go for the side door (the middle option) and got the description posted above. It also mentions side door so either you got them mixed up or then there is a bug. It sounds like the middle option would require some hair thing to pass. Mullet wig perhaps?

--Seko 08:54, 12 December 2007 (CST)

I as well got the above message when picking the second choice (side door) with no mullet wig.

With the mullet wig and picking the second choice (side door): You knock on the side door of the frat house, and a shifty-looking frat orc with dark glasses cracks it open.

"Oh, hey, Dave. You got the stuff?"

"Yeah, man," you reply. Let me in."

The frat boy opens the door wide enough to let you in, looks around to make sure nobody saw you, then closes and locks the door.

"Aww, crap, bra. I forgot my wallet. I'll be right back."

Now that you're alone in the house, retrieving the dentures is a simple matter of making your way down to the basement and grabbing them from the frat boys' ridiculous trophy case. You do so, and quickly beat feet back to the Cove. You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's dentures

--PrinceShirt 23:59, 5 February 2008 (CST)

When you catburgle

When not wearing a frilly skirt

You manage to make it about halfway to the frat house before you're accosted by a wandering drunk frat orc. "Hey, who are you!?" he slurs, "And what are you doing in our yard, bra?"

"I'm... uhh... a new pledge," you reply, "and I'm out here cleaning up the, umm, all-male oil-wrestling pit, because, uhh, Brett told me to."

"I don't think so, bra," he counters. "When Brett makes some lowly scumbag pledge clean something, he makes that pledge wear a maid's outfit. Do you see a frilly skirt on you, bra? I sure don't."

Then the orc apparently knocks you unconscious and throws your limp form over the back wall. At least... you hope that's all that he did, in retrospect.

You lose 91 hit points.

— MrDolomite • Talk 23:19, 9 December 2007 (CST)

When you are wearing a frilly skirt OR When you are wearing a frilly skirt and have one hot wing in inventory

You manage to make it about halfway to the frat house before you're accosted by a wandering drunk frat orc. "Hey, who are you!?" he slurs, "And what are you doing in our yard, bra?"

"I'm... uhh... a new pledge," you reply, "and I'm out here cleaning up the, umm, all-male oil-wrestling pit, because, uhh, Brett told me to."

He glances at your skirt. "Yeah, okay, bra. I mean, hey, get back to work, pledge!"

As he stumbles off into the bushes, you continue trying to make your way toward the house.

You make it about three-quarters of the way across the yard (what is this, Zeno's paradox?) before you bump into another frat orc. He grabs you by the shoulders, shakes you, and says "Pledge! I'm hungry! Give me something to eat!"

You rifle through your pockets looking for something a frat boy might eat, but come up with nothing.

"You've gotta be kidding, bra. You don't even have, like, some hot wings or something? You make me sick, pledge. Sick with hunger and with rage."

He tosses you (unceremoniously) over the back wall and stomps off to find somebody else to terrorize.

You lose 85 hit points.

— MrDolomite • Talk 23:23, 9 December 2007 (CST)

When you are wearing a frilly skirt AND have three hot wings in inventory

You manage to make it about halfway to the frat house before you're accosted by a wandering drunk frat orc. "Hey, who are you!?" he slurs, "And what are you doing in our yard, bra?"

"I'm... uhh... a new pledge," you reply, "and I'm out here cleaning up the, umm, all-male oil-wrestling pit, because, uhh, Brett told me to."

He glances at your skirt. "Yeah, okay, bra. I mean, hey, get back to work, pledge!"

As he stumbles off into the bushes, you continue trying to make your way toward the house.

You make it about three-quarters of the way across the yard (what is this, Zeno's paradox?) before you bump into another frat orc. He grabs you by the shoulders, shakes you, and says "Pledge! I'm hungry! Give me something to eat!"

You rifle through you pockets looking for something a frat boy might eat. You find some hot wings, hold them out, and say "Here y'go, sir. Right away, sir, hot and steamy and probably from a male chicken, just the way you like them, sir."

The orc brusquely grabs the wings out of your hands and stomps off, eating them noisily, bones and all.

You make it about seven eighths of the way to the frat house when nothing important happens, and you continue on to the back door.

Once you're inside the frat house, it's a simple matter of making your way down to the basement and retrieving Caronch's dentures from the frat boys' ridiculous trophy case.

You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's dentures

— MrDolomite • Talk 23:32, 9 December 2007 (CST)

Just wondering: Assuming you have *none* of the required items to get the dentures, which would be the quickest or, dare I say, most optimal route to take? --jupider 22:21, 25 April 2008 (CDT)