Talk:Plastic cup of beer

Against a jailbait orquette:

With a slight pang of guilt, you hand the beer to the orquette.

"Thanks," she says, with a shy smile. "My name's Patricia. You should call me sometime."

She writes her phone number on a scrap of paper and hands it to you.

You acquire an item: orquette's phone number

You wander off to a different part of the party.

Against an actual orcish frat boy:

	You hand the cup of beer to the frat boy, feeling slightly guilty about contributing to the delinquency of this particular minor. Then you remember that he was already pretty delinquent to begin with, and your guilt passes. The frat boy wanders off and passes out.

Having dispatched the frat boy, you wander off to a different part of the party.

Also works against totally trashed orquettes.

I'm a Lv. 13 female Turtle Tamer. (Male in real life BTW) --Philmasterplus 06:12, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Against Alphabet Giants (and probably all other monsters):

	You hurl the cheap beer at him, dealing 30-40 damage.

It dealt 38, 33, 37, 30, 40, 32, 39 damage. Looks like 30-40 damage to me. --Philmasterplus 07:10, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Brewery

This drink was the daily special at the brewery the day the antique bottle openers were introduced.--Knobula 19:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)