Talk:Shorter-Order Cook
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I'm going to go so far as to say that the things the short order cook says are randomly generated from some kind of table of possible combinations. I'tll be a good idea to start logging what these combinations are so we can replicate it.--Tombot (talk) 14:57, 4 May 2021 (UTC)
- Optional prefix
- Crowd of (three)
- Half a
- Two
- Part 1
- beef
- bird's
- bobcat's
- boiled
- bowl of
- bruised
- cat's
- city
- cow's
- cup of
- dog's
- double
- drowned
- fat
- flat
- floor
- flopped
- French
- fried
- frowning
- greased
- hen's
- hipster
- hot
- Irish
- Jack (grilled cheese)
- Mayor's
- Murphy (potato)
- ocean
- plate of
- rich
- roast
- screaming
- sharpened
- slab of
- slammed
- slippery
- special
- spotted
- sweet
- tall
- washed
- Welsh
- Part 2 (may be made plural by adding "s")
- apple
- arm
- Benny
- biscuit
- bone
- cabbage
- cow (hamburger/milk)
- Dakota
- dog
- egg
- eye
- father
- finger
- frog
- gravy
- ham
- honey
- Joe (coffee)
- juice
- leg
- moon
- mother
- mud (coffee)
- neck
- onion
- otter
- sauce
- seed
- shingle (toast)
- slab
- slice
- snack
- stack (pancakes)
- steak
- stick
- stone
- ticket
- tube (hot dog)
- wallet
- whip
- Part 3
- broken in half
- buckling onions
- burned to hell (well done)
- dazed and confused
- down the hatch
- evading taxes
- gone downtown
- hard and greasy
- high and dry (without condiments/no cream or sugar)
- in a blanket (on bread/wrapped in a pancake)
- in a bucket
- in a shack
- in the alley (as a side dish)
- in the bathtub
- in the sky
- on a platter
- on a rack
- on a raft (on toast)
- on their honeymoon (with lettuce alone)
- over easier
- over easy
- over hard
- over the moon
- pushing up daisies
- shacked up
- singing the blues
- sitting pretty
- slapped in irons
- sunny side up (without flipping)
- through the garden (with lettuce, tomato, and onion/with all toppings)
- under a blanket (on bread/wrapped in a pancake)
- under the sun
- wanted for crimes
- whistling Dixie
- wrapped up tight
- Part 4
- break it in half!
- double <condiment>!
- drown it with <condiment>!
- extra <condiment>!
- forget the <condiment>!
- half <condiment>!
- hide the <condiment>!
- hold the <condiment>!
- make it fly!
- nickel and dime it!
- no <condiment>!
- put a hat on it! (add ice cream)
- put it on ice!
- put it on wheels! (to go)
- scrape of <condiment>!
- slap of <condiment>!
- sniff of <condiment>!
- split the diff!
- triple <condiment>!
- whisper of <condiment>!
- Condiments:
- bean juice (coffee)
- bee spit
- Brunswick
- Canada
- cheese
- corn job
- cow juice (milk)
- crying (onions)
- dog water
- dirt
- fire juice
- Goldthwait
- gravy
- hassle
- Jekyll
- jiggle
- jungle
- ketchup
- kisses
- lemon
- Malone
- mayo (mayonnaise)
- mud
- mustard
- onions
- pepper
- relish
- salad
- salt
- squitlins
- sugar
- tomato
- yogurt
- Now that we have all of these it should be easy enough to make a template and put it onto the page. I might try to do it myself, but I'm pretty new at this.--Tombot (talk) 03:26, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
- First step I think, is to turn all of these lists into a word bucket (or several), from there we can use them to create a random sentence template.--Tombot (talk) 20:16, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
- Now that we have all of these it should be easy enough to make a template and put it onto the page. I might try to do it myself, but I'm pretty new at this.--Tombot (talk) 03:26, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
