Talk:Skeletal Buddy

Messages during combat:

Your skeletal buddy delivers a stoned-sounding speech full of incomprehensible slang and weird pauses in the middle of wo . . . rds. Your foe looks confused. Monster defense reduced by 5

Your skeletal buddy tells a few lame jokes, then fakes its own death for comedic effect. Your opponent looks demoralized when it turns out the death was fake. Monster defense reduced by 4

Your skeletal buddy does his best impression of a weasel, confusing the bejeebus out of your opponent. Monster defense reduced by 5

Your skeletal buddy dons a dress and a fruit basket hat and does a ridiculous dance. Your opponent looks confused... Monster Defense reduced by 4

End of battle:

You laugh heartily as your skeletal buddy does his weasel impression.

You guffaw as your skeletal buddy tells you about the time he messed up a series of sensitive scientific experiments.

You chuckle as your skeletal buddy regales you with tales of his time in the Army.

Your skeletal buddy pats you on the back, as if to say "Good job, buuuuuuuuuddy."

You smile as your skeletal buddy tells you about the time he met an unfrozen caveman.

Heres one with the skeletal rogue in tow: The skeletal rogue vanishes into the darkness, and returns with some meat on the point of his dagger. Your skeletal buddy points out a few "choice stash locations" that the rogue overlooked. Meat You gain 35 Meat.

I don't know if these are all of them.--Tombot 19:01, 5 October 2012 (CEST)