Talk:The Crown of Ed the Undying
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DANGER DANGER DANGER Unlike other Mr Store items, this one is pulverizable.
You smash the The Crown of Ed the Undying. You acquire 2 clusters of twinkly nuggets --Techrat (talk) 19:51, 5 May 2015 (UTC)
Cartouche
- See KoL Gameplay Forum: http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=214868 and https://www.dropbox.com/s/a8lf36w4xtmotr4/Screenshot%202015-03-12%2012.30.52.png?dl=0 --landamus (talk) 19:48, 12 March 2015 (UTC)
- The forum is down at the moment, and I'm somehow just noticing this thing. What was the gist of the thread? (9, 20, 22, in the Hidden Temple, btw.) --Sparksol (t|c) 09:01, 6 April 2015 (UTC)
- The gist of the thread is "we don't know what they're for, yet, but here's all our data." The current hypothesis is that the cartouches form a message (see also Silent Invasion) and frequency analysis suggests that it's a simple English substitution cipher, but we don't have enough cartouches to confirm that for sure, nor to decipher the message. --billybobfred (talk) 16:21, 6 April 2015 (UTC)
- The forum is down at the moment, and I'm somehow just noticing this thing. What was the gist of the thread? (9, 20, 22, in the Hidden Temple, btw.) --Sparksol (t|c) 09:01, 6 April 2015 (UTC)
Thought reading
Here, have some pastes of random fun flavor~ There seem to be a few per phylum, and no other distinctions. --billybobfred (talk) 03:38, 4 March 2015 (UTC)
(zombie waltzers) You take a moment to spy on your opponent's thoughts: "I wonder if I could pass for alive if I put on this person's skin. That would be pretty funny."
(floating platter of hors d'oeuvres) You read your opponent's mind, which says: "Okay yeah, deleting that Asimov nonsense was definitely the way to go."
(possessed wine rack, MagiMechTech MechaMech; translates to "I like pie.") You take a moment to spy on your opponent's thoughts: "0100100100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110000011010010110010100101110"
(filthworm drone) Probing your opponent's thoughts, you hear: "bzbzzbzzzDESTROYbzbzDESTROYbzbzbzDESTROY"
(extreme orcish snowboarder) You eavesdrop on your opponent's thoughts: "Man, these humans smell terrible. What do they even eat?"--Grimdel (talk) 07:18, 4 March 2015 (UTC)
Here's another from the MagiMechTech MechaMech: "011000100111010101110100011101000111001100101110" (translates to "butts.") --Sparksol (t|c) 10:59, 4 March 2015 (UTC)
When on a normal ascension and you confront Ed the Undying wearing this, is there any special flavor text? AvangionQ (talk) 05:31, 5 March 2015 (UTC)
(hippy) || (crusty hippy Vegan chef) || This dude is really harshing my mellow. (hippy) || (crusty hippy) || Aw man, how did my karma land me in this mess? (hippy) || (dirty hippy jewelry maker) || Protect me, Oh Great Gaia, from uncool squares like this one. (humanoid) || (hulking bridge troll) || I wonder what's for dinner. I hope it's something from our interesting and delicious ethnic cuisine.| (beast) | (beefy bodyguard bat) | Maybe if I kill this thing, the rest of the pack will respect me! |
| (beast) | (beanbat) | Maybe if I kill this thing, the rest of the pack will respect me! |
| (beast) | (evil olive) | Food should not move around so much. Stand still, food! |
| (beast) | (spider topiary) | This food doesn't look very tasty. I guess I'll kill it anyway. |
| (beast) | (flock of stab-bats) | What this thing. I eat? Eat this? |
| (beast) | (sabre-toothed ferret) | Ugh I hope my species evolves opposable thumbs soon so I can get a real job. |
| (bug) | (big creepy spider) | bzzzPROTECT QUEENbzzzbzbzbzbzzzz |
| (bug) | (big creepy spider) | bzzzzDESTROY INTRUDERbzzzbzbzzzzbzzzbzzbzzbzbzz |
| (bug) | (black widow) | bzbzzbzzzDESTROYbzbzDESTROYbzbzbzDESTROY |
| (constellation) | (The Bush) | Looks like the weird little planet lice are trying to escape their gravity well again. Gross. |
| (constellation) | (The Camel's Toe, The Honey Pot) | Everything was so much simpler before the big bang. I told them it was a bad idea, but did they listen? No, of course not. |
| (constellation) | (The Camel's Toe) | I sure could go for a cigar right about now. |
| (constellation) | (The Little Man in the Canoe) | Ugh what is with these gnat things? Stay on your dumb planet, gnat thing. |
| (constellation) | (The Junk/One-Eyed Willie) | Why does everyone always laugh when they see me? I don't get it. |
| (construct) | (animated ornate nightstand) | Beep boop. Boop, beep. |
| (construct) | (Black Crayon Golem) | Okay yeah, deleting that Asimov nonsense was definitely the way to go. |
| (construct) | (claw-foot bathtub) | 0100100100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110000011010010110010100101110 |
| (construct) | (Fruit Golem) | 50 GOTO 10 |
| (construct) | (Wardröb nightstand) | I think, therefore I... ow! Dangit, stop distracting me! This is important! |
| (construct) | (writing desk) | 011000100111010101110100011101000111001100101110 |
| (demon) | (Pr Imp/BL Imp/suckubus) | Crap, where did I put my pitchfork? |
| (demon) | (Bl Imp/inkubus) | Man I'm sick of all this fighting. I hope I get promoted to a desk job soon. |
| (demon) | (Bl Imp) | I should probably get my horns sharpened soon. They're getting kinda dull. |
| (demon) | (CH Imp/Pr Imp/Bl Imp) | I hope Malevola asks me to the Satan Hawkins dance. |
| (demon) | (suckubus) | I dunno how these people live upstairs without freezing to death. |
| (demon) | (serialbus) | Nice, another human soul to capture. Maybe I'll actually meet quota this month. |
| (dude) | (black friar/drab bard) | Why am I even fighting this weirdo? Oh well, might as well finish what I've started. |
| (dude) | (creepy little girl) | Oh crap, what day is it? I didn't forget our anniversary, did I? |
| (dude) | (government scientist) | Boy, adventurers get weirder-looking every day. |
| (dude) | (drunk pygmy) | I could really use a drink right about now. |
| (dude) | (pygmy bowler/lawyer) | Hmm, I've forgotten why we're fighting. I guess it was probably something important though. |
| (dude) | (pygmy witch lawyer) | I'll show this adventurer a thing or two! |
| (elemental) | (BASIC Elemental) | God I am so hungover. |
| (elemental) | (BASIC Elemental) | I barely even understand what's going on right now. |
| (elemental) | (BASIC Elemental) | I sure do like pie. I wish I was a pie elemental. |
| (elemental) | (ninja snowman weaponmaster) | Is this guy a person elemental? Is that a thing? |
| (fish) | (stranglin' algae, lounge lizardfish) | I wonder if that plastic treasure chest is still over there |
| (fish) | (nurse shark) | whee i'm a fish |
| (fish) | (nurse shark) | blub |
| (goblin) | (Knob Goblin Accountant) | Do I have like a MURDER ME sign on my back or something? |
| (goblin) | (Knob Goblin Mad Scientist) | Great, another adventurer. That's all I need. |
| (goblin) | (Knob Goblin Mad Scientist) | I wonder if this adventurer would go away if I asked nicely. |
| (goblin) | (Knob Goblin Mutant) | I bet if I stuffed my codpiece I could be king too. That guy's not so special. |
| (hippy) | (dirty hippy jewelry maker) | Today's horoscope totally didn't predict this. |
| (hippy) | (dirty hippy) | This is a real drag, man. Like, I'm a conscientious objector, I shouldn't even be doing this." |
| (hippy) | (dirty hippy) | Today's horoscope totally didn't predict this. |
| (hippy) | (fighting a crusty hippy) | Today's horoscope totally didn't predict this. |
| (hippy) | (filthy hippy jewelry maker) | I knew I should've stocked up on healing crystals instead of buying that new hookah. |
| (hippy) | (filthy hippy jewelry maker) | This is a real drag, man. Like, I'm a conscientious objector, I shouldn't even be doing this. |
| (horror) | (malevolent hair clog) | MERCY AND JUSTICE ARE HUMAN INVENTIONS |
| (humanoid) | (foodie giant) | This used to be such a nice neighborhood until all these humans started showing up. |
| (humanoid) | (possibility giant) | Boy, humans sure are violent. |
| (humanoid) | (possibility giant) | I sure am glad I'm not a goblin. Those guys are kind of gross. |
| (humanoid) | (procrastination giant) | I wonder what's for dinner. I hope it's something from our interesting and delicious ethnic cuisine. |
| (humanoid) | (raver giant) | How come we have to be humanoids, huh? How come they aren't, uh... humanoidoids? |
| (humanoid) | (vegetable gremlin) | Is this the same human I was fighting earlier? All these guys kind of look the same to me. |
| (Mer-kin) | (Mer-kin tippler) | BLOOD FOR WHICHEVER GOD WANTS SOME BLOOD RIGHT NOW! |
| (orc) | (smut orc jacker) | Booyah! It's orcin' time! |
| (orc) | (smut orc jacker, nailer, screwer) | Crap, I spilled my beer! Right, now I'm mad. |
| (orc) | (smut orc jacker, nailer, screwer) | I am totally gonna bust this human's chops with my hammer. I mean paddle. Wait, which kind of orc am I again? |
| (orc) | (smut orc jacker) | Man, these humans smell terrible. What do they even eat? |
| (orc) | (smut orc screwer) | Orc orc orc. What a strange word. Why are we called that? Orc orc orc orc orc. |
| (orc) | (smut orc nailer, screwer) | Wait, is it 'orc' or 'ork'? I keep forgetting. |
| (pirate) | (whiny pirate) | Arrrrrrrrrr |
| (pirate) | (warty pirate) | "I wonder what a batten is. Some kind of egg I guess? |
| (pirate) | (whiny pirate) | I wonder which one is the mizzenmast. |
| (plant) | (blackberry bush, Neptune flytrap) | I bet this jerk will make pretty good fertilizer. |
| (plant) | (blackberry bush, Neptune flytrap) | I love bees so much. |
| (plant) | (dense liana, Neptune flytrap) | I could really go for some nitrogen-enhanced fertilizer right about now. |
| (plant) | (dense liana) | If I were a human, I wonder what kind of human I would be. |
| (plant) | (triffid) | Man I'm sick of photosynthesizing. What I wouldn't give for a sandwich. |
| (slime) | (oil baron) | glorp |
| (slime) | (oil baron) | blblblblblblblblblb. |
| (undead) | (gaunt ghuol) | I really miss sandwiches. |
| (undead) | (tapdancing skeleton) | Graaaaaaagh. |
| (undead) | (zombie waltzers) | Stupid livies always trying to horn in on our territory! Take this! |
| (weird) | (burger) | Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. |
| (weird) | (burger) | The tax imposed by section 2101 shall be credited with the amounts determined in accordance with sections 2012 and 2013 (relating to gift tax and tax on prior transfers). |
| (weird) | (burger) | Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. |
| (weird) | (burger) | My rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas. |
| (weird) | (dessert) | Come on, open the soap duckets. The chimney sweeps. French Canadian Bean Soup. |
| (weird) | (sundae) | Tuesday's coming! Did you bring your coat? |
- --Ryo_Sangnoir (talk) 09:56, 7 March 2015 (UTC)
- I added one to your table, hope that's ok. -- JaAchan (talk) 11:24, 10 March 2015 (UTC)
- Sure, feel free. -- Ryo_Sangnoir (talk) 19:23, 11 March 2015 (UTC)
- From the hippies I think we can conclude that the messages are per phylum? And maybe we should move it out of the talk page somewhere. -- JaAchan (talk) 12:04, 14 March 2015 (UTC)
- Not sure where to put a table, should it be a separate page? If so, what should it be called? -- JaAchan (talk) 12:47, 15 March 2015 (UTC)
- As a separate page, I'd say just create a page The Crown of Ed the Undying/Thoughts but I've long lost track of what the standards are around here.-Foggy (talk) 17:19, 15 March 2015 (UTC)
- Not sure where to put a table, should it be a separate page? If so, what should it be called? -- JaAchan (talk) 12:47, 15 March 2015 (UTC)
- I added one to your table, hope that's ok. -- JaAchan (talk) 11:24, 10 March 2015 (UTC)
