Talk:The Deep Fat Friars' Gate

I have fought (about 8 months ago), a monster in here named 'Deep Fat Friar'. Seriously. I originally thought it was the hypnodisk monster, but I just saw the Hypnotist of Hey Deze page, so apparently not. Has ANYONE ever gotten this besides me? -shadowhntr7

I ran into 6 encounters 'Friar No More' but have no idea what the monster happened to be... 'Deep Fat Friar" sounds reasonable. I have no idea of the stregnth or drops. Was testing some scripting at Deep Fat Friar's and Knob Goblin Treasury. It seems like a pretty rare encounter at about 1%. - Hohokus

Friar No More

Nearing the Gate, you stumble across the corpse of one of the Deep Fat Friars.

Seeing as how he was supposed to have taken a vow of poverty, you find it strange that he appeared to be carrying a hefty sum of Meat.

You quickly change your name to Victor, and to the Victor go the spoils.

Then you change your name back.

Meat You gain 150 Meat.

I saved the image, in case - kaiou

NEW ADVENTURE

It's The Only Way To Be Sure

Peering around a tree, you spot a W Imp in the process of doing something to his mouth. Curious, you approach him.

"Aiieee! Don't hurt me!" he shrieks, spotting you.

"Calm down, I'm just wondering what you're doing there."

"What? I'm just putting on some lip balm."

"...You mean, like, 'nuke your face from orbit'?"

"No, balm. To keep my lips from getting all sore and chapped in the sweltering heat of Hey Deez. Here take it, just leave me alone!"

He runs away, leaving you with the tube. Might come in handy, if you can keep from wondering where the W Imp's lips have been.

[image saved] You acquire an item: SPF 451 lip balm

Azazel's stuff

Do you always encounter Azazel's three items in the same order -- unicorn, lollipop, and tutu -- in much the same way that the four Immateria are always in the same order at the Penultimate Fantasy Airship? --Baltar 17:33, 15 July 2007 (CDT)

• In fact, I think it might be Bureaucracy of the Damned, unicorn, Bureaucracy, lollipop, Bureaucracy, tutu, Bureaucracy. Has anyone encountered anything different? --Baltar 20:18, 15 July 2007 (CDT)

New Quest Adventure

If you're on the Elder Gnome quest (from the Gnomish Gnomad camp), have already been to the Extreme Slope and the Sleazy Back Alley, you'll get an adventure called "Marble, the Archfiend" with the Fallen Archfiend image and this text:

WHO DARES DISTURB MARBLE, THE MAGNIFICENT, UNFALLEN, ARCHFIEND? ARE YOU NOT DISMAYED BY THE MALEVOLENT GLEAM OF MY PERFECTLY SEMICIRCULAR ARCHES? DO YOU NOT FEAR THE ETERNAL DAMNATION I COULD BRING TO YOU?

Oh, harmonica lessons? Yeah, I give some of those on the side. Y'know, damning and torturing souls is fulfilling work, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't pay all the bills. Something's gotta keep me in Arch Polish and bubblegum, after all. So, if you'll just sign over half of your soul to me, I'll give you the first EZ-Play Harmonica Book.

What? You don't want to trade your soul? Well, I don't usually do this, but I guess we can make a deal. There's this book I've been looking for; it's a book of magicks that will make me powerful enough to take on the Dark Lord himself.

No, not that snake-talking wizard guy -- I mean Satan. Anyway, this Boock of Darck Magicks, as it's called, was last seen in the collection of some nobleman who was all interested in the Dark Arts. If you can bring me that boock, I'll give you the Ez-Play Harmonica Book.

--Cobwebs 21:25, 10 October 2007 (CDT)

hipster

• looks to me like the mini-hipster combats count towards the thirty turns here, even though they don't actually use any themselves. result! --Evilkolbot 19:33, 16 September 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes, this basic fact was used by ascenders almost right away, to my knowledge. The fights also decrease delay, which has one been one of the major draws for the hipster. --Flargen 01:20, 18 September 2010 (UTC)