Talk:The Pretentious Artist's Obsession

What if there's no sword in this one specifically because Jick knows we'll spend ungodly amounts of time looking for it? (Not saying we should stop) --Sardaman 00:30, 16 January 2013 (CET)

That wouldn't keep with the theme, but it does sort of make sense (it's titled "Obsession"). — Cool12309 (talk) 00:48, 16 January 2013 (CET)

Generally Jick doesn't do total jerk moves like that so there is more then likely a sword--Ganomex 02:18, 16 January 2013 (CET)

There is also a suggestive empty item id (6108) right after five artist combat items. --Club (#66669) (Talk) 02:28, 16 January 2013 (CET)

Given that each utensil "ruins" 2 items of food, I've suggested that they may follow a system similar to the way the 5 elements work. By overlaying the 'which utensil ruins what' over the elemental pentagon/gram, I've come up with the following. (The assignments of food/utensil pairings to an element is purely arbitrary)

[Sleaze]-Batter--Cookie Cutter (ruins Eggs and Potatoes)

[Stench]-Eggs--Spatula (ruins Potatoes and Bread)

[Hot]-Potatoes--Whisk (ruins Bread and Meat)

[Spooky]-Bread--Torch (ruins Meat and Batter)

[Cold]-Meat--Knife (ruins Batter and Eggs)

Elemental Graphic on Photobucket

Having tried this combination myself, I have seen that these food/utensil pairings do NOT provide the Breakfast with Andrea buff.--Lord Teroh 08:56, 16 January 2013 (CET)

• What does this even mean?--Toffile 13:01, 16 January 2013 (CET)
• I tried to ruin all my meals in the order that picture suggests (went whisk -> meat, torch -> batter, knife -> eggs, cookie cutter -> potatoes, spatula -> bread), but got nothing but Breakfast Clubbed. --Algernon Mabus 15:34, 16 January 2013 (CET)

The point of my theory is to provide some way of making any correlation between food and utensils(whether or not this leads to anything is still being worked out) Also, it can serve as a quick reference to which foods are ruined by which utensils(thus leading to the Breakfast Clubbed buff).--Lord Teroh 18:03, 16 January 2013 (CET)