Talk:Thinker of Thoughts

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Text from fighting a "Judge of Logic". I put in guesses to what I think each line corresponds to.

A living spiral has a being and a claw. It hisses. Its mechanical screwdriver listens to your life. It hesitates. It invokes. It twirls. Pickpocket: Your efforts create a radiate of blue that falls through the galaxy without so much as a melody. Bone Homie: Your... opponent? whistles and twists violently due to an unknown source of imbalance. Machine elf?: Your... opponent? screeches and twitches violently due to an unknown source of tearing. Miss?: It transforms your regrets into a quicksilver dodecahedron. Blue wicker erupts from you. There is disquiet, and a ooze of silver.

Curse of Weaksauce: You reveal your lilting, shrill knowledge to your foe, but they are life. Bone Homie: Your... opponent? buzzes and throbs violently due to an unknown source of shock. Miss?: An incomprehensible parallelogram of clay indigo-azure metal oscillates and sings nearby. Burgundy bleeds from the foe's shrill soul as you hiss.

Your... opponent? whispers and dances violently due to an unknown source of hurt. An incomprehensible parallelogram of crystalline salmon smoke spins and reacts nearby. It speaks to your courage. Your memory of pearlescent purple remains pearlescent purple for the time being.

Summon Love Stinkbugs: You reveal your tingling ice to your foe, but they are darkness. Bone Homie: Your... opponent? screeches and whirls violently due to an unknown source of tearing. An incomprehensible octagon of thrilling blue shadow wiggles and tunefully bleeds nearby. Your... opponent? wails and spirals violently due to an unknown source of sadness. Miss?: It attempts to remove your courage, but you escape by turning into a twirling harmonious hexagon.


Rain-doh blue balls: You eject a thrilling triangle, which intersects violently with your foe. HOA citation pad: A shimmering cone is here, and it performs its function. Bone Homie: Your... opponent? toots and twists violently due to an unknown source of disease. An incomprehensible septagon of living opaque silver gold whirls and gasps nearby. Your... opponent? growls and spirals violently due to an unknown source of imbalance.


Attack: Your pineal gland slices the foe with a radiation of scintillating cerulean and a leaking of tearing. Your... opponent? screams and whirls violently due to an unknown source of unwanting. An incomprehensible octagon of clay aquamarine-cyan knowledge spirals and reacts nearby. Your... opponent? buzzes and twirls violently due to an unknown source of damage. Your foe neither twists nor shouts. It is unable to anything.

Scintillating, shimmering scarlet coalesces from the foe's melodious pineal gland as you whisper. Attack: You hit the entity so hard, it drips a piercing threat sideways in time. CRITICAL WHIRLPOOL! Your... opponent? whistles and oscillates violently due to an unknown source of hurt. An incomprehensible septagon of living navy vibration whirls and hisses nearby. Your... opponent? growls and spins violently due to an unknown source of tearing.

Victory: A septagon weeps, and there is no enemy anywhere.

Skullrock (talk) 17:31, 5 January 2016 (UTC)

Variant text

Some names:

  • Comprehender of Concepts and Notions
  • Conceiver of Patterns
  • Disbeliever of Meanings
  • Disbeliever of Significance and Patterns

A hit messagemer:

  • It slices your soul with a tuneless shriek, and flashing, bright lavender music bubbles from the wound.

Some miss messages:

  • It attempts to consume your consciousness, but you escape by hiding in a dancing strident pearlescent azure pyramid.
  • It attempts to deplete your experience, but you escape by believing in a writhing harmonious thrumming mustard vortex.
  • It attempts to deplete your eye, but you escape by imagining a gyrating olive-teal clay whirlpool.
  • It attempts to deplete your life, but you escape by meditating on a twitching deafening septagon.
  • It attempts to deplete your voice, but you escape by concealing yourself behind a dancing yellow-teal-ruby scintillating dream.
  • It attempts to destroy your consciousness, but you escape by meditating on a revolving cacophonous translucent shining salmon hexagon.
  • It attempts to destroy your courage, but you escape by meditating on a whirling pearlescent violet-amber vortex.
  • It attempts to destroy your memory, but you escape by imagining a wiggling living spiral.
  • It attempts to devour your third ear, but you escape by hiding behind a wiggling harmonious pearlescent brown vortex.
  • It attempts to eat your courage, but you escape by turning into a gyrating piercing thrumming flax dream.
  • It attempts to extract your liver, but you escape by hiding behind a whirling throbbing whirlpool.
  • It attempts to inhale your consciousness, but you escape by turning into a dancing thrilling hexagon.
  • It attempts to inhale your eye, but you escape by hiding in a revolving delicious parallelogram.
  • It attempts to inhale your third eye, but you escape by falling into a spinning harmonious glittering gray-vermilion pyramid.
  • It attempts to remove your courage, but you escape by hiding in a writhing glowing shifting, glittering pink cloud.
  • It attempts to absorb your experience, but you shelter yourself with a thought of shifting delicious flames.
  • It attempts to amputate your eye, but you remember yourself with a cloud of throbbing quicksilver jewels.
  • It attempts to consume your eye, but you preserve yourself with a cloud of dim wicker sparkles.
  • It attempts to consume your third ear, but you protect yourself with a song of glittering plastic sparkles.
  • It attempts to destroy your courage, but you calm yourself with a thread of thrumming quicksilver dust.
  • It attempts to destroy your heart, but you enfold yourself with a cloud of thrumming stone galaxies.
  • It attempts to devour your consciousness, but you remember yourself with an oil of throbbing quicksilver sparks.
  • It attempts to eat your courage, but you calm yourself with a crystal of shining delicious jewels.
  • It attempts to eat your soul, but you shield yourself with a liquid of glittering plastic crystals.
  • It attempts to inhale your liver, but you calm yourself with an universe of dim laughing jewels.
  • It attempts to remove your soul, but you calm yourself with a gravy of flashing plastic thoughts.
  • It attempts to remove your soul, but you shelter yourself with a fountain of shimmering scintillating questions.
  • It attempts to steal your consciousness, but you enfold yourself with a song of bright throbbing dust.
  • It attempts to taste your voice, but you insulate yourself with a sound of shimmering quicksilver stars.
  • It blares an erotic promise. A glittering glittering brown dome surges from your eye to calm you.
  • It blares an impossible promise. A pearlescent olive bubble streams from your heart to protect you.
  • It hums a melodious song. A flickering slate fortress explodes from your soul to cover you.
  • It tunefully invokes a melodic tune. A bright shifting lilac-glowing, oily fuchsia wall spurts from your voice to defend you.
  • It shrieks a lilting secret. A shimmering puce dome explodes from your consciousness to shield you.
  • It shrieks a soothing song. A bright blue dome spurts from your sense of regret to cover you.
  • It whispers a harmonious prophecy. An oily rose-scintillating maroon shield fountains from your mind to enfold you.
  • It whistles an impossible benediction. A transparent emerald-indigo dome surges from your sense of regret to insulate you.
  • It yells a harmonious secret. A bright denim mirror surges from your timeline to protect you.
  • It examines your courage. Your memory of scarlet remains scarlet for the time being.
  • It gazes into your heart. Your memory of viridian remains viridian for the time being.
  • It gazes into your body. Your memory of fuchsia remains fuchsia for the time being.
  • It gazes into your third eye. Your memory of transparent, shining lilac remains transparent, shining lilac for the time being.
  • It listens to your dream self. Your memory of oily olive remains oily olive for the time being.
  • It looks into your eye. Your memory of sepia remains sepia for the time being.
  • It recognizes your eye. Your memory of ultramarine-shimmering fuchsia-sienna remains ultramarine-shimmering fuchsia-sienna for the time being.
  • It speaks to your courage. Your memory of cornflower remains cornflower for the time being.
  • It speaks to your liver. Your memory of beige remains beige for the time being.
  • It speaks to your soul. Your memory of opaque turquoise remains opaque turquoise for the time being.

Some critical messages:

  • It spoils your sense of regret with a crystal finger. The painful pain makes you wail nostalgically.
  • It transforms your third ear into a wooden tetrahedron. Cyan knowledge sprays from you.

--Baltar (talk) 17:31, 9 September 2024 (UTC)