Talk:Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode

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You activate the simcode, and your stomach lurches as a motley assortment of pills and chemicals materializes inside it.

You feel... weird.
You gain 160 Muscleboundness.
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 50 Enchantedness.
You gain a Mysticality point!
You lose 407 Smarm.
Mighty Shout	You acquire an effect: Mighty Shout
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith	You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
(duration: 20 Adventures)
The Halls of Mysticality	You acquire an effect: The Halls of Mysticality
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Spooky Blur	You acquire an effect: Spooky Blur
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Slimily Speedy	You acquire an effect: Slimily Speedy
(duration: 20 Adventures)

Moldar (talk) 14:49, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

  • Did you have any (or all) of those effects active before or did it really bestow random buffs at you? --Yatsufusa (talk) 15:26, 11 September 2014 (UTC)


You activate the simcode, and your stomach lurches as a motley assortment of pills and chemicals materializes inside it.

You feel... weird.
You lose 172 Beefiness.
You lose 183 Wizardliness.
You lose 259 Cheek.
Antsy in your Pantsy	You acquire an effect: Antsy in your Pantsy
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Barbecue Saucy	You acquire an effect: Barbecue Saucy
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Chalk Outline	You acquire an effect: Chalk Outline
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Salamander In Your Stomach	You acquire an effect: Salamander In Your Stomach
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Cold Hard Skin	You acquire an effect: Cold Hard Skin
(duration: 20 Adventures)


I had none of these effects when I used the simcode. Level 13 Pastamancer HC HR

--Ragudantalus (talk) 19:17, 11 September 2014 (UTC)


Data point - I got:

You activate the simcode, and your stomach lurches as a motley assortment of pills and chemicals materializes inside it.
You feel... weird.
You lose 68 Muscleboundness.
You lose 226 Wizardliness.
You lose 22 Chutzpah.
OMG WTF	You acquire an effect: OMG WTF
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Dog Breath	You acquire an effect: Dog Breath
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Heart of Pink	You acquire an effect: Heart of Pink
(duration: 20 Adventures)
The Halls of Mysticality	You acquire an effect: The Halls of Mysticality
(duration: 20 Adventures)
Fire Inside	You acquire an effect: Fire Inside
(duration: 20 Adventures)

I had none of these effects active beforehand. My stat values were Musc 135, Myst 189, Mox 134 as sauceror. --Grimdel (talk) 04:55, 12 September 2014 (UTC)

Used in-run, Lv11 Sauceror:

You activate the simcode, and your stomach lurches as a motley assortment of pills and chemicals materializes inside it.
You feel... weird.


You gain 892 Beefiness.
You gain some Muscle points! 


You gain 818 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points! 


You gain 943 Roguishness.
You gain some Moxie points! 


The Solution You acquire an effect: The Solution
(duration: 20 Adventures) 


5 Pounds Lighter You acquire an effect: 5 Pounds Lighter
(duration: 20 Adventures) 


New and Improved You acquire an effect: New and Improved
(duration: 20 Adventures) 


Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord
(duration: 20 Adventures) 


Thick, Sick You acquire an effect: Thick, Sick
(duration: 20 Adventures) 

--Deus Ex Machina (Talk) 06:25, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

Used in-run, as a Zombie Slayer, I lost over 900 Muscle and lost 100 < x < 300 of the other two stats, gained Chilblains of the Corn, Dweeby, Moon'd, Trivia Master, and EVISCERATE! I should have copied the numbers down before I went into the options menu, thinking there was an option to show me total substats to the level, and then felt like an idiot for not doing so. I did end up with 0/25 progress through level 13, which could be dumb luck, and could indicate that it won't delevel you. --Invariel 04:02, 16 September 2014 (UTC)