Ted Schwartz, Master Thief
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| Ted Schwartz, Master Thief | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2085 |
| Locations | The Master Thief's Chalet: It Takes a Thief |
| Hit Points | 300 |
| Attack | 400 |
| Defense | 400 |
| Initiative | 300 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, leg, arm |
| Drops | Master Thief's utility belt |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Ted Schwartz, Master ThiefYou hold the warrant aloft. "Ted Schwartz?" you say, in as authoritarian a voice as you can muster.
"No! I mean, yes, but... No, I... What is this? Who told you my name"
"Mr. Schwartz, you're under arrest."
"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"
Hit Message(s):
He cuts you from <nipple> to <nipple> with one knife, and from <nipple> to <nipple> with the other. Ow! Ooh! Eek!
He throws one knife at your <nipple> while stabbing you in the <nipple> with the other one. Ooh! Ow! Eek!
He stabs you in both the <nipple> and the <nipple>. Ugh! Eek! Ow!
He slices you open from <nipple> to <nipple>. Eek! Eek! Ugh!
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 | You acquire an item: Master Thief's utility belt (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Master Thief's Chalet.
Notes
- Can't be hit with regular attacks:
- The Master Thief is way too fast for you to hit with regular attacks.
- Always hits for 20% of your max HP (not affected by damage reduction/absorption).
- Immune to stuns and staggers.
- This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.
History
- For a short period of time after Lyle opened his Monorail Station, this boss was fightable as a enemy by choosing to ride the rail, then fight a hippy.
