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2009: Happy New Year! Crimbo Town has faded back into the mists, and January's Item-of-the-Month has inexplicably appeared on time in Mr. Store.

2008: Another Crimbo season has come and gone, and Crimbo Town has once again faded into the eldritch mists. Wait, no it hasn't. Huh, that's weird. Wait -- great Caesar's underpants, what in the hell is that thing? It's not human! It's not even elven! Aiiiigh!

In slightly less horrifying news, January's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. No, wait, that's horrifying too.

2007: Happy New Year!

2007: Since most of the staff was either sick or traveling (or both) during the holidays, January's Item-of-the-Month will be at least a couple of days late. Sorry.

2006: Happy New Year! Our resolution this year is to deliver each and every one of 2007's Items-of-the-Month on time.