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2010: Due to travel schedules and the fact that we decided to take a joke way, way too far, February's Item-of-the-Month will be at least a day late.
2009: We're gonna need a little bit more time to test and tweak February's Item-of-the-Month, so it won't be in Mr. Store until Sunday's rollover. Sorry 'bout that.
2008: February's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.
2008: There has been a slight change to the way White Citadel burgers work in Bad Moon. Propriety prohibits me from being any more specific.
2007: Since I'm not gonna be around during rollover tonight, February's Item-of-the-Month is in a little early. I'll leave January's item in for another day or so.
2006: The February Item of the Month is available in Mr. Store. On time!
Additionally, there have been some changes to elemental damage in combat. The separate types of elemental damage that you do are now enumerated during combat, in stunning color.
Additionally additionally, there is a new element of damage in the Kingdom -- sleaze damage.
2003: As of today, there are no old announcements. Except for this one. And this one doesn't count.
2003: This is where announcements will go. Isn't that announc-e-rific?