Template:DATE March 13

2009: The next batch of underwater content has been rolled out. Grandpa Sea Monkee is now awake -- pester him for details.

2009: The Mall search now lets you specify a maximum number of results per item. It has also been tweaked on the back end for accessibility. Most people won't notice a difference, but it should be easier on screen readers.

2008: Random interface upgrade time! Combat Action Bars, a shiny, graphical way to interface with combat, has been released. Go to your Account Menu to enable it. This feature will likely only work in Internet Explorer and Firefox. See this forum thread for details.

2008: The character pane should now update properly when you get Meat from the hippy store.

2007: The clan detailed roster page now has ascension and PvP information on it.

2006: A new NPC (that's non-player character, for all of you non-dorks) has been added to each of the class guilds. The Car/Shore quest has been changed such that this NPC assigns it to you, rather than the Council.

This is all he does right now, but there'll be more in the fullness of time. Also, I was just kidding. No non-dorks play this game.