Template:DATE October 10

2009: Happy Belated Anniversary, Mr. Store! The new 2 Mr. Accessory familiars are now available.

2008: Tonight we've rolled out the first zone of the swam... er... new underwater content. It's available (from the main map) to players who have a means of breathing underwater. And no, a snorkel doesn't count.

Our current plan is to release a new zone down there every couple of weeks, all episodical-like.

2008: Quest progression through all of the Defiled areas of the Cyrpt now behaves consistently. The Alcove used to be different, now all of the zones act like the Alcove.

2007: For those of you with access to The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp, there's a groovy (and not at all annoying) new quest to do.

2006: Minor update today -- some new pies are in the air.

Speaking of pie, there are also some new shirts available in the Store of Loathing -- they'll protect your torso from any pie that might try to slide out of your mouth and get you all messy.

2006: The ascension history page now shows lifetime hardcore stats and PvP ranking. Also, the total lifetime stats only update daily, so that every other person in the game doesn't use them to tell when you're shoring.