Template:DreadsylvaniaGhostDeath
cold={{#switch: {{#rand:1|23}}| 1=who ate one too many popsicles| 2=who choked on an ice cube| 3=who died from drinking a <RandomlySelect>beer|martini|milkshake</RandomlySelect> that was way too cold| 4=who died in a skiing accident| 5=who died in a snowball fight| 6=who died in a snowboarding accident| 7=who died in an igloo collapse| 8=who died of a frosbitten {{part}}| 9=who died of an ice-cream headache| 10=who died on a sundae| 11=who drowned in 3 inches of ice water| 12=who drowned in a frozen <RandomlySelect>bathtub|lake|river</RandomlySelect>| 13=who fell asleep in the walk-in freezer| 14=who fell into a snowcone machine| 15=who married a snowman and died on her wedding night| 16=who should've worn a <RandomlySelect>coat|hat|parka</RandomlySelect>| 17=who stayed in the tub too long| 18=who triggered an avalanche| 19=who was stabbed in the {{part}} with an icicle| 20=who went ice-fishing one too many times| 21=who went outside with wet hair| 22=whose {{part}} froze off| 23=whose {{part}} got stuck to a flagpole}}| hot={{#switch: {{#rand:1|20}}| 1=who chugged a gallon of hot sauce| 2=who didn't blow on his soup long enough| 3=who didn't stay out of the kitchen| 4=who drowned in a volcano| 5=who fell in a campfire| 6=who left the iron on| 7=who left the oven on| 8=who liked his baths a little too hot| 9=who misread a recipe and cooked himself| 10=who mistook his oven for his bed| 11=who ordered a meal "Indian hot"| 12=who smoked in his bed of oily rags| 13=who spontaneously combusted| 14=who stayed in the sauna too long| 15=who stood too close to a <RandomlySelect>bonfire|fire|furnace</RandomlySelect>| 16=who threw a lit candle into the trash| 17=who tripped and fell into his own forge| 18=who turned his water heater up too high| 19=whose {{part}} got burned clean off| 20=whose hot tub malfunctioned}}| sleaze={{#switch: {{#rand:1|21}}| 1=died in a beaver attack| 2=who ate three whole sticks of butter and had a heart attack| 3=who choked trying to swallow three hot dogs whole| 4=who contracted fatal salmonella from drinking raw eggs| 5=who crushed her head between her own thighs| 6=who crushed her innards with a too-tight corset| 7=who died of a schoolgirl-related nosebleed| 8=who died of a venereal disease heretofore unknown to science| 9=who drank a liter of vodka and tried to dance on a rotating stage| 10=who drowned in hair oil| 11=who drowned in industrial lubricant| 12=who drowned in vaseline| 13=who fell out of a tree while peeping through a window| 14=who fried her brain with sun reflected off the mirrors on her shoes| 15=who gave herself a fatal wedgie with a monofilament thong.| 16=who got caught ''in flagrante delicto'' by her lover's gun-totin' <RandomlySelect>father|mother|husband|wife</RandomlySelect>| 17=who handcuffed herself to a bed and lost the keys| 18=who hung herself, well| 19=who lived very briefly on nothing but gin and cigarettes| 20=who used lead-based <RandomlySelect>lipstick|face powder</RandomlySelect>| 21=who whipped herself to death with a tassel she was twirling}}| spooky={{#switch: {{#rand:1|27}}| 1=who accidentally embalmed himself| 2=who built his house on an Indian burial ground| 3=who couldn't solve the elaborate deathtrap fast enough| 4=who cried wolf| 5=who didn't realize the calls were coming from inside the house| 6=who encountered a chainsaw-wielding maniac| 7=who fell asleep in the cemetery and woke up dead| 8=who gazed into the Abyss for too long| 9=who got killed in an after-credit stinger to set up the inevitable sequel| 10=who had sex with a fellow camp counselor when they were supposed to be watching the kids| 11=who ignored all danger| 12=who ignored the inbred redneck gas station attendant's warning| 13=who interrupted a black mass| 14=who investigated strange noises from the basement| 15=who learned dark secrets man was not meant to know| 16=who ran up the stairs to get away from a killer| 17=who saw a <RandomlySelect>mummy|vampire|zombie</RandomlySelect> and died of fright| 18=who saw an angel statue and blinked| 19=who should have listened to the people shouting at him from the audience| 20=who stopped to check out the creepy abandoned shack in the woods| 21=who thought the strange noises he was hearing were just the house settling| 22=who tried to spend the night in a haunted house| 23=who tripped and fell into an open grave| 24=who was buried alive, but eventually died down there| 25=who watched a video tape about a creepy long-haired girl in a well| 26=who went into the woods alone| 27=who woke up and it was all just a nightmare, only it wasn't}}| stench={{#switch: {{#rand:1|17}}| 1=who ate a really old egg| 2=who caught bubonic plague from eating roadkill| 3=who died of a gangrenous {{part}}| 4=who died of malnutrition from eating nothing but garlic| 5=who drowned in <RandomlySelect>garbage juice|a putrid swamp|a toilet</RandomlySelect>| 6=who fell in| 7=who fell into a compost heap| 8=who flipped over a port-a-potty| 9=who never brushed his teeth until gingivitis rotted his brain| 10=who picked at it until it rotted off| 11=who should have smelled the milk before he drank it| 12=who stood too near an open sewer| 13=who suffocated in a pile of guano| 14=who tried to catch a live family of skunks| 15=who was run over by a <RandomlySelect>garbage truck|manure cart|manure truck|a toilet</RandomlySelect>| 16=who was swallowed by something he thought smelled bad on the outside| 17=who wasn't able to shut down the trash compactor in time}}
}}Randomly the death for a ghost in Dreadsylvania. Pass the parameter element=.
Examples
- {{DreadsylvaniaGhostDeath|element=cold}}
who died of a frosbitten <calf>
- {{DreadsylvaniaGhostDeath|element=hot}}
who didn't blow on his soup long enough
- {{DreadsylvaniaGhostDeath|element=sleaze}}
who fried her brain with sun reflected off the mirrors on her shoes
- {{DreadsylvaniaGhostDeath|element=spooky}}
who ignored the inbred redneck gas station attendant's warning
- {{DreadsylvaniaGhostDeath|element=stench}}
who fell into a compost heap
Format
How a ghost died.
