Template:DreadsylvaniaSkeletonName
1={{#switch: {{{element|cold}}}| cold=<RandomlySelect>Arctic|Chill|Chilly|Cold|Cool|Freezin'|Frigid|Frosty|Frozen|Hyperborian|Icy|Shiverin'|Sub-Zero</RandomlySelect>| hot=<RandomlySelect>Ashy|Blazing|Boiling|Broiling|Burnin'|Burnt|Cajun-Style|Charred|Fiery|Flaming|Melting|Parboiled|Pipin' Hot|Roasting|Scorching|Searing|Sizzling|Smokin'|Smoking|Blackened</RandomlySelect>| sleaze=<RandomlySelect>Drippy|Engorged|Furtive|Greasy|Gropin'|Lascivious|Libertine|Licentious|Lusty|Pokin'|Prodding|Slatternly|Slick|Slippery|Throbbin'|Torrid|Turgid</RandomlySelect>| spooky=<RandomlySelect>Bloodcurdlin'|Dead|Deadlight|Eerie|Eldritch|Freaky|Ghastly|Hollow|Howling|Moanin'|Moaning|Nightmarish|Shambling|Uncanny|Unnatural|Wailing</RandomlySelect>| stench=<RandomlySelect>Dank|Fetid|Filthy|Foul|Gamy|Grody|Gross|Loathsome|Malodorous|Musty|Noxious|Pustulent|Putrid|Rancid|Rank|Rotten|Smelly|Stank|Stinky|Vile</RandomlySelect>}}| 2=<RandomlySelect>Big|Black|Blue|Brittle|Broken|Brown|Busted|Chipped|Cracked|Dusty|Fat|Green|Grey|Jagged|Knobby|Little|Orange|Purple|Red|Split|Thick|Thin|Three|Tiny|Two|White|Yellow</RandomlySelect>}} <RandomlySelect>Armbone|Backbone|Bone|Bones|Carpal|Chinbone|Clavicle|Coccyx|Collarbone|Femur|Fibula|Humerus|Jaw|Jawbone|Kneecap|Knuckle|Knuckles|Legbone|Mandible|Metatarsus|Patella|Pelvis|Phalange|Radius|Rib|Ribs|Sacrum|Scapula|Shinbone|Skull|Socket|Sternum|Teeth|Tibia|Tooth|Ulna|Vertebrae</RandomlySelect>" {{DreadsylvaniaLastName}}<br/> '''Sentence''': {{#switch: {{#rand:1|14}}|1=37|2=69|{{#rand:11|23}}}} <RandomlySelect>Minutes|Hours|Days|Weeks|Fortnights|Months|Years|Decades|Lifetimes|Centuries</RandomlySelect>{{#switch: {{#rand:1|2}}|1= <RandomlySelect>in Boiling Oil|in Chains|in Solitary Confinement|in The Box|in Thumbscrews|in a Hanging Cage|in a Vat of Acid|in the Iron Maiden|of Flaying|of Sleep Deprivation|of Tickle Torture|of Water Torture|on the Judas Chair|on the Rack|on the Wheel of Pain</RandomlySelect>|2=}}<br/> '''Crime''': {{#switch: {{{element|cold}}}| cold={{#switch: {{#rand:1|24}}| 1=breaking and entering an igloo| 2=breaking into restaurants to sit in their walk-in freezers| 3=building an igloo without a permit| 4=causing an avalanche| 5=chilly larceny| 6=counterfeiting popsicles| 7=criminal coolness| 8=exhibiting lewd ice sculptures| 9=extremely cold-blooded murder| 10=hunting <RandomlySelect>arctic tern|caribou|penguins|polar bears</RandomlySelect> without a permit| 11=ice-climbing in a restricted area| 12=joyriding in a Zamboni| 13=leaving the fridge open, cooling down the whole neighborhood| 14=pelting <RandomlySelect>children|passers-by|pedestrians|preschoolers</RandomlySelect> with snowballs| 15=selling ice cream without a permit| 16=skiing in a restricted area| 17=skinny-dipping in a frozen lake| 18=snowboarding in a restricted area| 19=stabbing a man with an icicle| 20=stealing a crate of frozen dinners| 21=stealing a refrigerator| 22=stole a truck full of <RandomlySelect>ice cream|popsicles|tv dinners</RandomlySelect>| 23=theft of ice| 24=trespassing in a freezer}}| hot={{#switch: {{#rand:1|20}}| 1=aggravated arson| 2=aggravated immolation| 3=assault and battery and aggravated setting a guy on fire| 4=bonfire-related vanity| 5=burning down a <RandomlySelect>ghost pepper|jalapeño|Sri Racha processing</RandomlySelect> plant.| 6=burning down the house! 365 degrees!| 7=burning garbage indoors| 8=causing third-degree burns with well-crafted insults| 9=double-arson| 10=grand theft <RandomlySelect>boiler|campfire|furnace|incinerator</RandomlySelect>| 11=juggling fire without a license| 12=selling coffee that was too hot| 13=serial arson| 14=setting a liar's pants on fire| 15=sleeping in a public fireplace| 16=smuggling red-hot coals out of the neighbors' grills| 17=spilling a five-gallon bottle of hot pepper sauce| 18=stealing a truck full of <RandomlySelect>baked potatoes|ghost peppers|hot pockets|molten cheese</RandomlySelect>| 19=trespassing in an iron foundry| 20=wasting too much firewood|}}| sleaze={{#switch: {{#rand:1|20}}| 1=aggravated greasiness| 2=breaking into a <RandomlySelect>bacon grease|fake butter|hair oil|lube</RandomlySelect> factory| 3=contaminating a swimming pool with <RandomlySelect>bacon grease|hair oil|lubricant</RandomlySelect>| 4=criminal skeeviness| 5=illegally squatting in a grease trap| 6=inappropriate dancing| 7=installing a camera in a <RandomlySelect>changing room|dressing room|locker room|restroom</RandomlySelect>| 8=loudly telling lewd jokes in public| 9=lurking in the bushes by a high school| 10=lurking under the bleachers| 11=making obscene phone calls| 12=peepin'| 13=public grunting| 14=sexually explicit graffiti| 15=sitting on a park bench, etc.| 16=skinny-dipping in a wading pool at noon| 17=stealing a tanker truck of <RandomlySelect>bacon grease|hair oil|lubricant</RandomlySelect>| 18=stealing magazines| 19=trying to get kids to help find a lost puppy| 20=wearing a trench coat with nothing on underneath and making sure everyone knew it|}}| spooky={{#switch: {{#rand:1|20}}| 1=aggravated soul theft| 2=binding a book with human skin| 3=calling from inside the house| 4=going "bump" in the night| 5=grand theft limb| 6=having spooky eyes| 7=hiding <RandomlySelect>behind the bathroom mirror|in a closet|under the bed</RandomlySelect>| 8=human taxidermy| 9=illegally digging up bones under the gallows| 10=killing a man in curdled blood| 11=loitering in a mausoleum| 12=lurking in crypts| 13=lurking in the darkness| 14=robbing one too many graves| 15=shouting "BOO!" at pedestrians| 16=skulking in dark foggy alleyways| 17=terrorizing kids at Make-Out Point| 18=tingling one too many spines| 19=trespassing in a graveyard after midnight| 20=vandalizing cars at Make-Out Point with a hook hand|}}| stench={{#switch: {{#rand:1|20}}| 1=aggravated crop-dusting| 2=breaking into the sewage treatment plant| 3=breaking wind in a crowded theater, inciting a panic| 4=burning garbage| 5=eating nothing but garlic and eggs then riding an elevator all day| 6=going six months without bathing| 7=grand theft outhouse| 8=hanging out under the outhouse| 9=holding up a garbage truck| 10=loading squirt guns with garbage juice| 11=pelting <RandomlySelect>children|passers-by|pedestrians|preschoolers</RandomlySelect> with rotten eggs| 12=public rankness| 13=robbing a sewer| 14=robbing a skunk farm| 15=setting a warehouse full of sulfur and hair clippings on fire| 16=smuggling skunks in his pants| 17=stealing a tanker truck full of <RandomlySelect>corpse flowers|decomposing broccoli|garbage juice|rancid meat|sour milk</RandomlySelect>| 18=stinking up the place| 19=using a toilet as a salad bowl| 20=wiring all the restroom fans backwards|
}}}}Randomly creates a name for skeletons in Dreadsylvania. Pass the parameter element=.
Examples
- {{DreadsylvaniaSkeletonName|element=cold}}
Prisoner #978122: "Chilly Tooth" Campbell
Sentence: 19 Hours
Crime: skinny-dipping in a frozen lake
- {{DreadsylvaniaSkeletonName|element=hot}}
Prisoner #759639: "Brittle Tooth" Withers
Sentence: 37 Months in Chains
Crime: sleeping in a public fireplace
- {{DreadsylvaniaSkeletonName|element=sleaze}}
Prisoner #275424: "Torrid Kneecap" Corbeld
Sentence: 13 Minutes
Crime: stealing magazines
- {{DreadsylvaniaSkeletonName|element=spooky}}
Prisoner #533723: "Blue Bone" Oshea
Sentence: 13 Lifetimes in Thumbscrews
Crime: binding a book with human skin
- {{DreadsylvaniaSkeletonName|element=stench}}
Prisoner #089095: "Big Legbone" Curtis
Sentence: 18 Years
Crime: stinking up the place
Format
- See Dreadsylvania/Skeletons for a full description of how Dreadsylvania skeleton names are generated.
