Template:FEATURE Clockwork Grapefruit
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O my brothers, this grahzny malchik the Clockwork Grapefruit is a horrorshow post-ascension combat familiar. Spilln' red, red, kroovy, this ultraviolent familiar will smeck cruelly, and pull out a cutthroat britva to Sing in the Rain.
Derived from the unwound clockwork grapefruit, it can be created for characters with Moxie signs by the Supertinker. In addition to spilling red, red kroovy, it changes the body part references in fumbles to words in Nadsat slang. You can get its familiar equipment, false eyelashes from the Arena.
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