Template:FEATURE Distant Lands
As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes!
The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for
- muscular (Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure)
- mystical (Tropical Paradise Island Getaway)
- moxious (Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort)
types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small.
Elemental International Airport
Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit.
- Airplane charter/one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach for a sleazy good time
- Airplane charter/one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island for spooky conspiracies and intrigue
- Airplane charter/one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill for stench-ridden delights
- Airplane charter/one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano for a fiery experience
- Airplane charter/one-day ticket to The Glaciest for sub-zero indulgences
Once there, you can deal with the weirdo locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money.
Pen-Pal
Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel.
So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you!
