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Whassup, video game champion! Welcome to the newest issue of GameInformPowerDaily Pro! Check out all the good features we've got for you today:

• A sweet glimpse of Splatter Age 7: Dennis's Problem, Sangria Duck Design's new sandbox hit game.
• A sweet totally awesome sweet face-to-face interview about Mortal Hill 9: Wrath of the Shame Sorcerer, the new puzzle match-three tactictal endless-runner dating-sim killer game by Obtuse Goat Studios
• A totally sweet glimpse of Mind Iron 5: Legend of the Mist Knight, Awful Cougar Entertainment's new endless-runner hit surreal real-time great turn-based old-school game.
• A totally nifty brand-new sweet sneak peak at Assassin's Hill 4: Jake's Trial, Dumb Monkey Productions's new indie survival horror game.
• A brand-new brand-new preview of Dragon Warfare 9: Zaxxon's Dream, the new neat game by Boarbag Media

Plus all the super-far-out editorials, letters, screenshots, news, and advertisements you've come to expect from the world's #1 most daily source of video game infotainment, GameInformPowerDaily Pro!