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Gelatinous Noob Skills
+Adventures from Absorbing items +1 Central Hypothalamus Src +1 Rudimentary Alimentary Canal Src +2 Stomach-Like Thing Src +2 Small Intestine Src +3 Large Intestine Src	+Stats Per Fight +3 Work Ethic Src +3 Basic Self-Worth Src +5 Sense of Purpose Src +5 Sense of Pride Src +7 Arrogance Src	+Stats from Absorbing Items +5 Lysosomes Src +10 Mitochondria Src +15 Ribosomes Src +20 Vacuoles Src +25 Golgi Apparatus Src	+Item Drops +20% Left Eyeball Src +20% Right Eyeball Src +30% Optic Nerves Src +40% Saccade Reflex Src +50% Visual Cortex Src	+Meat +30% The Concept of Property Src +40% Financial Ambition Src +50% Business Acumen Src +60% Sense of Entitlement Src +70% Pathological Greed Src
+Maximum HP +20% Veins Src +30% Arteries Src +40% Small Left Kidney Src +50% Oversized Right Kidney Src +100% Beating Human Heart Src	+Maximum MP +20% Left Brain Hemisphere Src +30% Right Brain Hemisphere Src +40% Parasympathetic Nervous System Src +50% Sympathetic Nervous System Src +100% Spinal Cord Src	+Damage Absorption +30 Rigid Armbones Src +40 Rigid Legbones Src +50 Rigid Pelvis Src +60 Rigid Headbone Src +70 Rigid Rib Cage Src	+Damage Reduction: +5 Calluses Src +5 Cartilage Src +10 Spinal Discs Src +10 Shock-Absorbing Joints Src +20 Overalls Src	+Weapon Damage +7 Fingernails Src +9 Palms Src +11 Elbows Src +13 Knees Src +15 Knuckles Src
+Combat Initiative +10% Hamstrings Src +20% Ankle Joints Src +30% Kneecaps Src +40% Achilles Tendons Src +50% Anterior Cruciate Ligaments Src	+Pickpocket Chance +10% Pinky Fingers Src +20% Ring Fingers Src +30% Middle Fingers Src +40% Index Fingers Src +50% Thumbs Src	+Muscle +5 Triceps Src +10 Biceps Src +15 Abdominal Muscles Src +20 Pectoral Muscles Src +25 Gluteus Maximus Src	+Mysticality +5 Object Permanence Src +10 Abstract Reasoning Src +15 Deductive Reasoning Src +20 Introspection Src +25 Algebra Src	+Moxie +5 Sense of Style Src +10 Vestibular System Src +15 Sense of Humor Src +20 Sense of Sarcasm Src +25 Sunglasses Src
+Hot Resistance (+1) Dilatable Capillaries Src (+1) Upper Hypothalamus Src (+2) Thick Dermis Src (+2) High Water Content Src (+3) Sweat Glands Src	+Cold Resistance (+1) Constrictable Capillaries Src (+1) Lower Hypothalamus Src (+2) Shiver Reflex Src (+2) Chatterable Teeth Src (+3) Subcutaneous Fat Src	+Stench Resistance (+1) Nose Hair Src (+1) Pinchable Nose Src (+2) Nasal Lamina Propria Src (+2) Nasal Septum Src (+3) Olfactory Cortex Src	+Spooky Resistance (+1) Left Eyelid Src (+1) Right Eyelid Src (+2) Hyperactive Amygdala Src (+2) Adrenal Gland Src (+3) Bravery Gland Src	+Sleaze Resistance (+1) Sense of Decorum Src (+1) Blush Reflex Src (+2) Sense of Propriety Src (+2) Politeness Src (+3) Profound Shame Src
+Hot Damage +3 Warm Smile Src +5 Warm Heart Src +7 Warm Blood Src +9 Choleric Humours Src +11 Hot Headedness Src	+Cold Damage +3 Cool Head Src +5 Cool Heels Src +7 Cold Feet Src +9 Cold Heart Src +11 Ice Water In Your Veins Src	+Stench Damage +3 Bad Breath Src +5 Armpit Sweat Glands Src +7 Armpit Hair Src +9 Weak Esophageal Sphincter Src +11 Thriving Gut Flora Src	+Spooky Damage +3 Sunken Cheeks Src +5 Pallid Skin Src +7 Dark Circles Under Your Eyes Src +9 Vacant Stare Src +11 Visible Skull Src	+Sleaze Damage +3 Sweaty Palms Src +5 Waxy Ears Src +7 Oily Scalp Src +9 Flop Sweat Src +11 Thrustable Pelvis Src
	-Combat Freq Bendable Knees Src Retractable Toes Src Ink Gland Src +Combat Freq Frown Muscles Src Anger Glands Src Powerful Vocal Chords Src