Template:HoboEpithet
normal=<RandomlySelect>and His Inner Ear Infection|Esq.|He Who Rings Every Bell He Sees|Head Brain of the Hobosphere|His Own Twin|Hobo of the Mountains|King of the Inhumans|Master of the Metal Trapeze|of the Hill People|Representing the Whole Mid-Atlantic Region|the Assistant Manager|the Alaska-Phobe|the Alien Pod-Person|the Amityville Horror|the Aristocrat|the Assistant Manager|the Back-Alley Taxidermist|the Bedazzler|the Bent-Knee Yahoo|the Bird-Headed Fool|the Boneyard Concierge|the Boxcar Beekeeper|the Boxcar Medic|the Breakdancin' Fool|the Brokeback Mountaineer|the Buddha|the Chamberlain|the Child-Size|the Child with Haunting Eyes|the Colchester Kid|the Curator|the Devil|the Dilettante|the Docent|the Drunk|the Duck Throttler|the Dumpster Archaeologist|the Elderly|the Enigma Machine|the Eternal Mystery|the Expert Dreamweaver|the Explorer|the Family Man|the Freakster|the Freightyard Satan|the Fruit Pie Magician|the Future of Hoboing|the Gentleman|the Giant Rabbit|the Gnome Kicker|the Gourmand|the Hairless|the High-Ranking Mason|the Hobo Cyborg|the Hobo Einstein|the Hobo From Both Mars and Venus|the Hobo in the Iron Mask|the Hobo On Stilts|the Hobo With Good Credit|the Human Gizzard|the Human Shark|the Human Toothpick|the Human Tunneler|the Humanist|the Infirm|the Ionizer|the Jack Mormon|the Jackanapes|the Ladies' Man|the Land Pirate|the Long Island Landscaper|the Lumberjack|the Lumberjack Mormon|the Mad Monk|the Man of the Hour|the Man of the Year|the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows|the Many-Bearded|the Merovingian|the Minuscule|the Moistener|the Monkey Man|the Monsoon|the Newfoundland Screech|the Northerner|the Ombudsman|the Ornamentalist|the Patriarch|the Personal Trainer|the Pirate|the Poor Dad|the President's Long-Lost Brother|the Prodigal Halfwit|the Prosthetic Hobo|the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner|the Railbender|the Rich Man's Poor Man|the Right Hand of Telly Savalas|the Salad Shooter|the San Francisco Treat|the Scientist|the Scientologist Scientist|the Scoliosis Sufferer|the Scratcher|the Secret Collector of Decorative China|the Secret Cop|the Sexual Elf|the Sneak Thief|the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman|the Spark-Spitter|the Spiral-Cut Ham|the Star-Traveler|the Strangetalker|the Strong|the Tapdancing Trombo|the Tree Surgeon|the Train-Oyster|the Trainyard Aristotle|the Vandal|the Very, Very Disturbed|the Vestigial Man|the Viscount of Everywhere|the Walking Disagreement|the Waltz King|the Waterproof Man|the Wax Poet|the Well Prepared|the Whistlin' Kidnapper|Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle|Who Isn't Right in the Head|Who May Be Found by the Card Catalog|Whose Pants Are Indestructible</RandomlySelect>| cold=<RandomlySelect>the Abominable Hobo|the Alabama Iceberg|the Arctic Circular|the Arctic Tramp|the Boston Penguin|the Chilliest Hobo|the Cincinnati Snocone Machine|the Cold Miser|the Dry Icicle|the Earl of Frostbite|the Fallen Snow-Angel|the Freezerburn Kid|the Freezin' Frenchman|the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words|the Guy With Icewater In His Veins But Probably Not Literally|the Hazy Shade of Winter|the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture|the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin|the Hobosicle|the Human Icebox|the Human Zamboni|the Ice Cream of the Future|the Ice Cube Cowboy|the Iceman who Cometh|the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover|the Liquid-Nitrogen Man|the Little Fonzie (And What's Fonzie Like?)|the Meat Popsicle|the Pennsylvania Snowman|the Polar Express|the Polar Hobo|the Polar Ice Capped|the Prehistoric Iceman|the Refrigerator Coil|the Shiverin' Shanker|the Snowball-Tosser|the Temperature at which Revenge is Best Served|the Too-Cold Ice Baby|the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra|the World's Most Violent Eskimo</RandomlySelect>| hot=<RandomlySelect>the Brimstone Bumpkin|the Capsaicin Kid|the Cigar-Butt-Flicker|the Cinder-Tosser|the Coal-Chucker|the Devil's Pitchfork|the Dry Heat|the Felonious Firebrand|the Fire-Eater|the Flame Belcher|the Free-Range Oven|the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing|the Heartburn Kid|the Heatstroke Kid|the Hobo On Fire|the Hoboñero Jabo|the Human Barbecue|the Human Campfire|the Human Flamethrower|the Human Tiki-Torch|the Infernal Racketeer|the Inferno|the Inflammable Man|the Insanely Feverish|the Kerosene Kid|the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire|the Magmagician|the Man Who Burns Like Burning|the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot|the Molten Man|the Red-Hot Poker|the Roman Candelabra|the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer|the Sterno Connoisseur|the Sweltering Sauna Sitter|the Tabasco Man|the Walking Stove|the Walking Sunburn|Who Burns at Both Ends|Who Is Hot Because He's Fly|Who Is Hot, Hot, So Hot, Sticky Sweet</RandomlySelect>| sleaze=<RandomlySelect>the "Special" Hugger|the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom|the Assless Chapper|the Bad Toucher|the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail|the Bottom Pincher|the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker|the Dapper Dan Man|the Dirty Jokester|the Face Licker|the Free-Candy-Dispenser|the Furtive Glance|the Grade School Loiterer|the Guy Who Casually Brushes Up Against You Way Too Often for It to Be a Coincidence|the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket|the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior|the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair|the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers|the Heavy Breather|the Hugger|the Human Leer|the Human Stain|the Inappropriate|the Inappropriate Kisser|the Liplickin' Perv|the Midnight Groper|the Moustache You Don't Trust|the Moustache-Waxer|the Ogler|the Peeping Tom|the Pocket Pool Shark|the Snake-Oil Salesman|the Suggestive Winker|the Too-Slow Streaker|the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle|the Unrated Version|the Used Car Salesman|the Wolf-Whistler|Who Looks Down Your Shirt|Who Will Poka Da Nipples</RandomlySelect>| spooky=<RandomlySelect>the Amateur Necromancer|the Autopsist|the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid|the Bloody-Aproned|the Bony-Fingered Creep|the Boogity Man|the Cemetery Casanova|the Corpse Groom|the Crypt Creeper|the Dancin' Corpse|the Dead Man Walking|the Eldritch Mist|the Empty Eye Socket|the Evil-Eyed|the Fingerbone Collector|the Galloping Ghoul|the Grim Panhandler|the Guy Who Likes Corpses a Little Too Much, If You Know What I Mean|the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be|the Haunted Hobo|the Hobo of the Shadow of Death|the Hobo Who Goes Bump in the Night|the Hobo Who Wants Your Delicious Brains|the Hobosferatu|the Hockey-Masked Marauder|the Hook-Handed Lurker|the Long, Red-Legged Scissor Man|the Maniacal Laugher|the Night Stalker|the Sauntering Corpse|the Shambling Man|the Silent Hillbilly|the Tap-Dancing Skeleton|the Tommyknocker Man|the Walking Dead Guy|Undead Detective|Who Hides In The Shadows|Who May Be a Zombie|Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor|Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather</RandomlySelect>| stench=<RandomlySelect>He Who Smelt It And Therefore Dealt It|the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell|the Dumpster Sleeper|the Filth Merchant|the Filthy|the Foul|the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia|the Fustulent Crack|the Garbage Collector|the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells|the Guy Who Chain-Smokes in a Poorly Ventilated Room|the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese|the Hobo of Eternal Stench|the Hobo Who Breaks Like the Wind|the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces|the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs|the Human Compost Heap|the Human Dung Beetle|the Human Paper Mill|the Human Stinkbomb|the Man Who Should Probably Change His Socks|the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now|the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave|the Master of Flatulence|the Methane Man|the Nonbather|the Nose Exploder|the Odoriffic|the Poopsmith|the Rotten-Egg-Tosser|the Rotten Meat Vendor|the Sewer-Bather|the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably|the Stankmaster|the Sulfuric Wonder|the Sultan of Stink|the Unidentifiable Smell|Who Has Never Bathed Ever|Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way|Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese</RandomlySelect>|
elf=<RandomlySelect>the Bell Jingler|the Carol Crooner|the Crimbo Tradition|the Decorator|the Festively Festooned|the Festooner|the Fruity as a Nut Cake|the Gaily Appareled|the Gift Wrapper|the Hall Decker|the Holly Hanger|the Little Drummer Boy|the Merry Gentleman|the Mistletoe Bandit|the Nut Cracker|the Nutty as a Fruit Cake|the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe|the Polar Expressionist|the Reindeer Groomer|the Sleigh Bell Polisher|the Sleigh Bell Ringer|the Snowman Builder|the Snowmannequin|the Stocking Stuffer|the Sugarplum Visionary|the Tree Trimmer|the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes|the White Crimbo Dreamer|the Wreath Wrangler|Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear|Who Got Run Over By a Reindeer|Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside|Who Lets It Snow|Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo</RandomlySelect>}}Randomly creates an epithet (or "occupation") for a hobo in Hobopolis. Pass the parameter element=, which in addition to the normal five elements, can also be "elf."
Examples
- {{HoboEpithet}}
the Right Hand of Telly Savalas
- {{HoboEpithet}}
the Human Icebox
- {{HoboEpithet|element=hot}}
the Infernal Racketeer
- {{HoboEpithet|element=sleaze}}
the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail
- {{HoboEpithet|element=spooky}}
the Shambling Man
- {{HoboEpithet|element=stench}}
the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now
- {{HoboEpithet|element=elf}}
the Fruity as a Nut Cake
Format
See Hobo Names for how hobo names are formatted.
