Template:SloppySecondsCocktailType
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{{#switch: {{#rand:1|5}}|
1=<RandomlySelect>Depth Charge|Hurricane|Landslide|Mudslide|Torpedo|Tsunami</RandomlySelect>| 2=<RandomlySelect>Brain|Inhibition|Memory|Mind|Nipple|Sanity</RandomlySelect> <RandomlySelect>Annihilator|Buster|Eliminator|Eraser|Groper|Pincher|Spanker|Tweaker|Twister</RandomlySelect>| 3=<RandomlySelect>Red-Headed|Sleazy|Slippery</RandomlySelect> <RandomlySelect>Navel|Nipple</RandomlySelect>| 4={{Animal Singular}} Punch|
5=<RandomlySelect>Rum|Tequila|Vodka</RandomlySelect> Punch|}}Randomly creates part of a Sloppy Seconds Cocktail name.
Examples
- {{SloppySecondsCocktailType}}
Torpedo
Format
- A Sloppy Seconds Cocktail type has a number of grouped possibilities
- Standard name (Hurricane, Torpedo, Depth Charge, Landslide, Mudslide, Tsunami)
- Some variant on Mind Eraser
- Some malaprop of either Red-Headed Slut or Slippery Navel
- An animal or liquor followed by Punch
