Terrence Poindexter
| Terrence Poindexter | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2296 |
| Locations | The Sorceress' Chamber |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 150 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | |
| Monster Parts | arm, hat, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Terrence PoindexterThe Naughty Sorceress's chamber is occupied by a man wearing the sort of vintage three-piece suit that makes an old man look impossibly old and a young man look impossibly pretentious. He glances disdainfully at you, and then at his pocketwatch.
"You're late," he sniffs disdainfully (he does everything disdainfully, so just take that as read so I don't have to type it out every time). "I expected you here seventeen turns ago."
"Traffic," you reply automatically. "...Wait a minute, you don't look like a Naughty Sorceress to me, unless the definition has changed pretty drastically."
"The Naughty Sorceress will not be joining us. My name is Terrence Poindexter. And once I have drained this weird island of its overabundance of magical power, I will be returning to Ocean City and returning things to their correct order, with myself in charge -- as I should have been all along."
"Ohh, so you're the guy the customs officer was talking about way back at the beginning of my adventure, which I may or may not have remembered," you say. "So what happened? Would you have gotten away with it, if not for those meddlesome kids and their talking dog?"
"If you are attempting to rile me, it will not work. I am a man of logic, and furthermore I admit my mistakes and learn from them. My previous defeat was due to underestimating my adversary, but you will find that I am taking this fight very seriously."
"God, I bet you're a riot at parties."
Hit Message(s):
Poindexter throws a punch at where he expects your face to be by the time his fist gets there, and it is.
Poindexter identifies an error in your last tax return and reports you to the IRS, who fine you several pints of blood.
Poindexter offers you a choice of two cups to drink from, and you pick the wrong one.
Poindexter pulls a handgun out of his jacket pocket and just shoots you with it.
Poindexter tries to predict your next move, but you hadn't even decided that for yourself yet.
Poindexter gestures for you to come at him, but you notice the bear trap on the floor just in time.
Poindexter throws a punch, but he leads it too much and you weren't there yet.
Poindexter is so busy trying to predict your next move, he forgets to make one of his own. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at The Sorceress' Chamber in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing run, as a Jazz Agent.
References
- Terrence Poindexter is one of the three nemeses in Asymmetric's Shadows Over Loathing.
- The player calling Terrence out for running away due to his plans being foiled once before is a reference to the player in Shadows Over Loathing choosing to spare Terrence and suggest he leaves the country.
- The "meddlesome kids and their talking dog" is a reference to the gang in Hanna-Barbera's classic cartoon Scooby-Doo.
