The Antiscientific Method

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The Antiscientific Method
The Antiscientific Method

at Noob Cave:
Turns out one of these crates is filled with expensive lab equipment.

Break it and take it

You smash the crate's contents and keep them, to prevent anybody else from fixing them in the future.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at The Haunted Pantry:
You find a junk drawer with some stuff that looks kinda scientific in it.

Break it just in case

You destroy the science stuff, assuming that's what it was.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at The Haunted Laboratory:
This place is absolutely full of scientific equipment. It's infuriating.

Smash it all

You systematically destroy every Jacob's ladder and Wally's stepstool in the place.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at Madness Bakery:
In the back of the Bakery (which you call the Backery,) you find a set of glass beakers. They must be doing bread science back here.

Smash the beakers

Ah, that was satisfying. You haven't destroyed this many beakers since that time you got kicked off the set of The Muppet Show.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at The Thinknerd Warehouse:
In a locker room, you find some a glass case containing some kind of fungus experiment. Looks like one of the employees is bringing his hobbies to work wtih[sic] him.

Smash it

You destroy the fungus and the terrarium it rode in on.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at Cobb's Knob Laboratory:
You find yourself in a part of the lab with a whole bunch of un-smashed test tubes.

Fix them

You alter the equipment to be more to your liking.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1:
Scattered on the floor of the menagerie are the tools the goblins use to make these monstrosities.

Destroy them

You put an end to the goblins' dark work. Or delay it a little while, at least.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2:
In an empty cell, you find various tools of scientific torture.

Wreck 'em

You torture the torture tools until their spirits and glass parts are broken.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3:
On the corpse of one of the goblin scientists, you find a few pieces of research equipment.

Break them all

You break the equipment, then break the bones of the corpse for good measure.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at The Old Landfill:
You detect the telltale odor of science in one of the piles of trash. You dig into it, and sure enough you find a bunch of test tubes filled with random chemicals.

Smash 'em

You safetly dispose of the dangerous chemicals by smashing them with your fists.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at Vanya's Castle:
In the basement of Vanya's Castle, you find a bench covered with all sort of old-timey science equipment.

Crush it all

You smash the century-old equipment into next week, making it 5,201 weeks older.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor):
In the Steampunk Giant's room, you find a dorky chemistry set.

Smash it

Take that, nerds everywhere.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

at The Hidden Hospital:
You duck into one of the hospital's labs. There's science crap everywhere in here.

Destroy it all

You set pygmy medicine back by decades in a single tantrum.

You acquire an item: smashed scientific equipment

Occurs during the WereProfessor path at:

Notes

  • Occurs as a one-time superlikely adventure in a zone after 6 turns of delay.
    • The delay can be advanced as WereProfessor or WereBeast, but the adventure will only occur as a WereBeast.
  • Does not cost an adventure.
  • There are 13 locations to actually obtain the smashed scientific equipment, but the maximum actual amount of smashed scientific equipment that the player can actually use is 10, so you can pick and choose where to get it depending on how early you want it and how many zones you've actually managed to unlock.
  • Note that some of the zones (e.g. Madness Bakery, Thinknerd Warehouse, Vanya's Castle) have to be unlocked as a WereProfessor because you can't talk to the relevant NPCs to unlock them as a WereBeast. You can usually do this right away in any WereProfessor run, except your first (where you're thrown straight into beast form). Weirdly enough, That Hippy is okay with talking to beasts to unlock the Old Landfill.
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