The Cheese Wizard's Companion
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The Cheese Wizard's Companion
This is a book full of Cheese Wizard spells. There's a note in the back with the name and address of a tutor you can hire to help you learn them.
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item
(In-game plural: The Cheese Wizard's Companions)
Obtained From
When Used
| Level | Skill | Description | Effect | Type | MP Cost | Train Cost |
| 1 |  Mind Over Muenster |
Your synapses are as rich and complex as the flavor of a fine cheese. | Maximum MP +30% Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure |
passive | N/A | 100 |
| 2 |  Cheddarmor |
The best defense is an aged cheddar. | Cheddarmored (10 Adventures) Maximum HP +10 Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: 3 |
noncombat | 5 | 200 |
| 2 |  Subcutaneous Gouda |
You've got an extra layer of oily cheese under your skin. Most people have zero of those. | Damage Absorption +75 Damage Reduction: 5 |
passive | N/A | 200 |
| 3 |  Parmesan Missile |
One of the most obvious laws of physics is that cheese plus momentum equals danger. | Deal your Mysticality in Stench, Hot or Physical damage | combat | 5 | 300 |
| 3 |  Quick Wit |
Your mind and tongue are sharpened in equal measure. And also your pencils, I guess, but that's not really germane to the current discussion. | Mysticality +20 | passive | N/A | 300 |
| 4 |  Gather Cheese-Chi |
You can't spell cheese incorrectly without chi. | Heal yourself for 30 HP and briefly stun an enemy | combat | 10 | 400 |
| 4 |  Limberger Limberness |
You're as flexible as a supple, semi-soft cheese. | +75% Combat Initiative | passive | N/A | 400 |
| 5 |  Crack Knuckles |
Sometimes the toughest mystery to crack is the one closest to hand. | Deal your Muscle in physical damage and weaken your enemy | combat (once per fight) | 3 | 500 |
| 5 |  Swiss Cunning |
Your neutral expression is just a ruse. | -3 MP to use Skills | passive | N/A | 500 |
| 6 |  Mind Melt |
A mind is a terrible thing to melt, unless it's the mind of one of your enemies, in which case go to town, buddy! | Deal your Mysticality in hot damage and briefly stun your foe | combat | 15 | 600 |
| 6 |  Peccorino Bravado |
You have an understated kind of confidence, like a subtle but strong cheese. | Muscle +20% Mysticality +20% Moxie +20% |
passive | N/A | 600 |
| 7 |  Emmental Elemental |
Everybody needs a friend, and everybody loves cheese, so the invention of this spell was pretty much inevitable. | Summon an elemental who attacks your foe for your Moxie in cold damage and heals you for the same amount | combat (once per fight) | 15 | 700 |
| 7 |  Wisdom of Jarlsberg |
That Jarlsberg guy, he really wrote the book on knowledge. | +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight | passive | N/A | 700 |
| 8 |  Bleu Brilliance |
Your mind is flecked with knowledge like a cheese flecked with mold. | Your cheese spells deal 50% more damage | passive | N/A | 800 |
| 8 |  Reality Shift |
There are strange cheeses in stranger directions from the mundane cheese we know. | Shifted Reality (10 adventures) Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Serious Stench Resistance (+3) Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) |
noncombat | 25 | 800 |
| 9 |  Gorgonzola's Guile |
Gorgonzola was a wizard who knew where to find things, both cheese things and other things. | +25% Item Drops from Monsters | passive | N/A | 900 |
| 9 |  Stilton Splatter |
A shotgun sneeze of deadly cheese. | Blast your foe for your Mysticality in physical damage while also providing extra food for your familiar (+3 fam xp at the end of the fight) | combat (once per fight) | 10 | 900 |
| 10 |  Medical Manchego |
Your bloodstream is flooded with molecules of cheese, which aid in clotting. | Maximum HP +20% Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure |
passive | N/A | 1000 |
| 10 |  Queso Fustulento |
Foul cheeses lurk in the depths of the cosmos, and your nose knows the way. | Queso Fustulento (10 adventures) Deal Stench Damage to your enemies each round |
noncombat | 10 | 1000 |
| 11 |  Fingers of Fontina |
A thin layer of conjured cheese makes your fingers extra sticky. This is true, and also a rejected Mary Poppins lyric. | +50% Item Drops from Monsters | passive | N/A | 1100 |
| 11 |  Fondeluge |
The most important pages of history are written in blood, or in liquid cheese. | Wash an enemy away and take all of their stuff | combat | 50 | 1100 |
