The Civil Warbear
You finally find your way into the central strategy room of the Fortress. There's a huge table with chairs all around it, but there's only one warbear here, and he's sitting in the middle chair. His armor's fancier than the other warbears you've seen, and he's got five stars gleaming on his chestplate.
"Ah, I expected you to come," he says, his genteel voice a switch from the snarls and growls of the lesser warbears, "please do pull up a chair. May I offer you a beverage, or perhaps a little nourishment?"
"Wow, you're really nice," you say, "maybe all of this doesn't have to end in bloodshed."
The Warbear General chuckles plummily. "Oh, I wouldn't go that far," he says, "I mean, we don't have all of this technologically advanced weaponry and armor so we can go around giving hugs! I just feel that there's no need to be uncivilized before eviscerating your opponent, you know? Now, shall we get down to business?"
| Get Down to Business |
Warbear General Björn Björnsonsvensentagdotterström  -- (edit metadata)
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| Remember Urgent Business Elsewhere |
"I'm terribly sorry," you say, "but I just remembered I left a squirrel baking cupcakes at my house, and he really needs supervision." Before the Warbear General can respond, you beat feet.
Occurs in the WarBear Fortress (First Level), immediately after Warbear of the Roses.
Notes
- Choosing "Remember Urgent Business Elsewhere" prevents this adventure from occurring for 30 turns.
- Losing to the General seems to make this adventure occur after 15 turns, then 30 if lost again, then 15 again.
