The Cursed Warehouse

Choice adventure number: 1273

The Cursed Warehouse

• With a warehouse key:

You walk into the entryway of the massive cubical warehouse. Clutching your key in a sweaty hand, you stare up at the bewildering array of rooms.

Which one would you like to look in?

Floor:	​	(1-100)
Row:	​	(1-100)
Column:	​	(1-100)
	Loot!

• Without a warehouse key:

You walk into the massive weird cube, but you don't have one of those little key things, so there's not much you can do in here.

• Trying to input a coordinate without a warehouse key:

You look down and notice that the warehouse key you thought you had isn't there anymore. Weird.

• Trying to input a set of coordinates you've used before:

You've already been in that room, and a key will only work once per room per person. You know this somehow. Intuitively, let's say.

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Occurs in The Silent Night during Crimbo Season XV on the 18th of December.

You make your way to that room, slide the weird key into the weird lock, and open the door to find...

Item	Coordinate	Type	Enchantment
mime army insignia (cryonics)	1, 1, 2 64, 1, 2	Accessory	Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Cold Damage
mime army insignia (morale)	14, 5, 33 40, 40, 40 85, 1, 3	Accessory	Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Sleaze Damage
mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	50, 50, 50	Accessory	Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Spooky Damage
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	22, 33, 44 42, 42, 42 98, 99, 100 99, 88, 77	Accessory	Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Hot Damage
mime army insignia (sanitation)	25, 50, 75 99, 98, 97	Accessory	Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Stench Damage
mime army insignia (espionage)	23, 11, 37 35, 66, 46	Accessory	Change all combat stat gains to Moxie
mime army insignia (infantry)	3, 3, 80 16, 17, 18 27, 37, 67	Accessory	Change all combat stat gains to Muscle
mime army insignia (intelligence)	9, 18, 27 23, 23, 23	Accessory	Change all combat stat gains to Mysticality
mime army infiltration glove	14, 1, 20	Accessory	+25% Pickpocket Chance Combat Initiative -200% Allows pickpocketing NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.
mime army rations	2, 2, 2 1, 1, 7 2, 3, 4 2, 8, 82 3, 1, 80 9, 10, 11 11, 11, 11 12, 23, 34 15, 2, 21 17,23,37 35, 66, 49 77, 88, 99 91, 1, 1 91, 91, 91 99, 66, 33	Food
mime army wine	21, 7, 25 30, 75, 75 74, 63, 52 80, 56, 28 92, 92, 92	Booze
mime army camouflage kit	1, 2, 3 3, 3, 33 7, 7, 7 11, 23, 36 12, 13, 14 12, 39, 6 23, 37, 11 31, 41, 59 33, 3, 3 54, 32, 87 61, 61, 61 70, 80, 90 98, 76, 54	Potion	Effect: Mimeoflage (30 adventures): Monsters will be significantly less attracted to you
mime army superserum	1, 3, 5 27, 27, 27 97, 89, 83	Spleen	Effect: I'll Have the Soup (50 adventures): Maximum HP +300% Damage Reduction: 20 Damage Absorption +100
mime army challenge coin	9, 1, 1 91, 34, 71	Reusable	50/50 chance at either gaining 30 adventures or losing 30 adventures. Item is not consumed when used, usable 1/day.
mime army shotglass	35, 66, 40 37, 23, 11		Your first 1-drunkenness booze item of the day doesn't count (reusable)
miming corduroys	1, 1, 1 1, 1, 100 1, 1, 6 3, 30, 97 4, 5, 9 5, 93, 4 6, 6, 6 10, 45, 9 10, 45, 90 11, 22, 33 25, 5, 77 25,12,17 29, 30, 31 44, 33, 22 61, 1, 2 100, 67, 34 100, 100, 100	Pants	Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
miming beret	3, 3, 3 3, 4, 5 5, 25, 77 21, 7, 95 26, 26, 26 35, 66, 44 37, 37, 37 44, 43, 1 66, 66, 66 67, 56, 45 89, 78, 67 99, 99, 99	Hat	Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
miming gloves	1, 1, 3 1, 1, 4 1, 1, 5 5, 7, 5 10, 10, 10 13, 13, 13 15, 15, 15 17, 71, 69 33, 34, 35 35, 66, 45 35, 66, 47 69, 69, 69 70, 71, 72 87, 32, 3	Accessory	Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
miming boots	11, 23, 37 12, 25, 17 12, 34, 56 19, 97, 3 33, 33, 33 46, 46, 46 77, 77, 77 66, 55, 44 85, 74, 63 99, 100, 99	Accessory	Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
miming shirt	3, 33, 3 5, 10, 15 7, 8, 9 10, 20, 30 12, 35, 17 30, 60, 90 44, 44, 44 45, 45, 90 49, 22, 100 60, 60, 60 62, 62, 62 65, 38, 54 67, 81, 53 99, 79, 59	Shirt	Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Cold Resistance (+3)