The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts

The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts is the guild for Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves and is located on the Wrong Side of the Tracks in Seaside Town. Here guild members can learn new skills and buy useful items.

The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts includes:

• Shifty, the Thief Chief
• Lefty, the Trainer
• Izzy the Lizard
• The Shadowy Store
• Nash Crosby's Still
• Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit
• Stradella, the Accordion Thief

Related Locations

• Other Guild Halls:
  • The Brotherhood of the Smackdown for Muscle classes (Seal Clubber, Turtle Tamer)
  • The League of Chef-Magi for Mysticality classes (Pastamancer, Sauceror)

Notes

• In a Zombie Slayer run, the guild is closed:

The door to the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts is locked tight, and the windows are boarded up. You aren't sure what you wanted in there, anyway. Are you even a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief? Trying to remember gives you a headache.

You bang on the boarded-up door for a while, but nobody answers.