The End of the Beginning of the End
"It's funny," you say, "but the bugbears that have settled in the Kingdom are less "star-hopping destroyers" and more "somewhat sentient housepets."
The Captain shifts in his chair uncomfortably. Given his chair looks like it was made by H.R. Giger on a particularly stressful day, that's not surprising. "It is true that our first colonists have gone native and forgotten who they are, but they shall learn or perish with the rest of you. For we have imprismed your king inside a crystal prism, and we shall use him to focus our ship's energy banks into a beam that will lay waste to all sentient life on this entire planet. Yes, even the Distant Lands and El Vibrato Island."
"Thanks for spelling out your master plan for me, genius," you respond. "Looks like, in a bold departure from usual adventures in the Kingdom, I'm going to have to beat the crap out of a boss, break a prism, and free the King. Let's get it started."
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References
- Let's Get It Started is the name of a song by The Black Eyed Peas.
