The Fellowship of the Fudge
As you hike through the Arrrboretum, you hear voices coming from a nearby hollow tree. You peek through a knothole and see a group of tiny elves holding some kind of council.
"It is decided, then," one of the elves says. "The only way to destroy the spatula is to throw it into the ovens of Kee-Blurr, where it was forged. It will be a long and dangerous journey..."
"No! Don't you see?" another elf says, rising to his tiny little feet. "We should use the spatula, use its power for good! Think of all the tasty cookies we could bake with its arcane power!"
"Nothing good can come from something so corrupt," the other elf replies. "Its power would consume us, and we would be known as the Kee-Blurr Elves, doomed to forever bake the cookies of evil."
"That doesn't sound half bad, really," another elf says. "What say we vote on it?"
You creep away from the hollow tree and plant your sapling, your mind buzzing with mystical energy.
| You gain 5 Mysteriousness. |
Occurs at The Arrrboretum on Arrrbor Day.
References
- The adventure is a parody of the Council of Elrond from The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
- "Kee-Blurr Elves" is, of course, a reference to the cookie-baking Keebler Elves.
