The Fighters of Fighting/Combos
Combats in the Fighters of Fighting may trigger a combo. Combos are indicated by 2 random(?) words and one of the following texts:
KUMQUAT QUANTUM COMBO!
You align your chakras, harness your chi, and adjust your timing belt, then explode outward with a giant fireball. Well, okay, it's more of a marshmallow-fluff ball. <your opponent> looks pretty bowled over by it, nonetheless.
SQUID TEARS COMBO!
You chant something that's probably Chinese for, "three sugars, no cream," and hold your hands out like you're throwing a giant chi-based fireball. It's a little embarrassing when a swarm of ladybugs flies out, instead. Fortunately, <your opponent> has a deep-seated phobia for ladybugs, so it still works as an attack.
DESTINY ENIGMA COMBO!
You chant something that's probably Japanese for "two hamburgers with no pickles, please" and try to harness your inner warrior fire, or something.
DESTINY ENIGMA COMBO!
You crouch down and try to harness your secret warrior inner fire circle, or whatever. You grunt and strain until something kind of goes *ping* inside of you, and your chi explodes outward in a shower of dandelions and sea slugs. It doesn't make much sense, but it does seem to do a decent amount of damage to <your opponent>.
UNGAINLY RIFT COMBO!
You furrow your brow and glare at <your opponent> as hard as you can. A meteor falls out of the clear blue sky and lands right on <him/her>. Even if that was just an incredibly unlikely coincidence, you take what you can get.
TERMINAL RIFT COMBO!
You kindle your inner fire and harness your warrior energy. Or some hippy crap like that. A 7-ton banana falls out of the sky and lands square on top of <your opponent> Hey, whatever works.
QUINCE ENIGMA COMBO!
You power up and power up and power up and power up and power up, then you power up some more, until it almost hurts. Finally, you unleash your spirit animal: a vicious naked mole rat. It gnaws on <your opponent> for a while, then waddles off to find some clothes.
QUINCE TEARS COMBO!
You squint your eyes and try to harness your mystical inner strength. You feel a brief but searing pain in your head. A giant panda bear drops out of the clear blue sky and lands on top of <your opponent>, crushing her beneath its weight. Well, that made a whole little of sense.
FANTASTIC PARADOX COMBO!
You summon all of your inner strength and try to project it outward. Suddenly you're moving twice as fast as you normally do, smacking the crap out of <your opponent>. When it's done, <he/she> is on the ground, but you're pretty worn out, yourself.
PENULTIMATE RADIO COMBO!
You try to harness your mystical warrior strength. You feel like someone's punching you in the skull, but a wave of blue light erupts from your hands and slams into <your opponent>. <he/she> falls to the ground. Man, that blue light was special.
