The Little Wisniewski

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The Little Wisniewski You're fighting The Little Wisniewski

You're facing a long-haired, unbathed child holding a glass of milk. How did this kid end up in charge of an army of hippies? Maybe their judgement was impaired or something.

Hit Message(s):

He throws some of his milk in your face. It's surprisingly cold! Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

A waft of proto-body-odor washes over you. It's not as bad as it will be when he's a teenager, but it's plenty bad. Ow! Argh! Ooh! (stench damage)

He pulls a slingshot out of his back pocket and shoots you in the head with it. Oof! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

A waft of proto-body-odor washes over you. It's not as bad as it will be when he's a teenager, but it's plenty bad. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He moves to attack you, but get distracted by a cool-looking bug.

He pulls a slingshot out of his back pocket and shows it to you. "Cool slingshot," you say.

He spills some of his milk and pauses to cry about it for a while.

Fumble Message:

He moves to attack you, but get distracted by a cool-looking bug. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: solid gold bowling ball (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: replica Mr. Accessory (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Wartime) during a Legacy of Loathing run.

Notes

  • This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.