The Naughty Wolferess
| The Naughty Wolferess | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2446 |
| Locations | The Sorceress' Chamber, during a WereProfessor run |
| Hit Points | 1000 |
| Attack | 300 |
| Defense | 300 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette, Instant Karma (if level 13) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Naughty WolferessThe Naughty Sorceress shrieks and covers her face with her arms, which start growing thick brown hair. Her (already long) fingernails sharpen and harden into claws, and she lowers her hands to reveal -- gasp -- a sexy werewolf lady!
Va-va-va-voom! You howl with excitement, and perform the traditional wolf-whistle. Your eyes pop out of your skull like telescopes, your jaw hits the floor, and your tongue rolls out of it like they're rolling out the red carpet. *Yes, this happens even if you aren't normally into hot wolf ladies. Blame the beast form if you want, whatever. You gotta play along for the gag to work.
The Naughty Sorceress takes advantage of this distraction to crush your skull with a huge mallet. Fortunately, the temporarily elastic nature of your head prevents any damage, and it only shakes you out of your infatuated state.
Hit Message(s):
The Naughty Sorceress blows you a kiss. The kiss explodes when it hits your face, leaving your whole head a charred husk of carbon with two large blinking eyes. Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Argh!
The Naughty Sorceress distracts you with a sexy hip-swivel, then clocks you with an uppercut to the jaw. Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!
The Naughty Sorceress leans in for a smooch, and as you accept, the camera pulls back to reveal that you're kissing a large round bomb with a wig on it. BOOM!! Ugh! Oof! Argh! Oof! Eek!
The Naughty Sorceress claws you with both hands, slicing you neatly like an oversized salami. She puts a little sign on the pile that reads "$1.99/lb". (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ooh!
The Naughty Sorceress blows you a kiss, but you dodge.
The Naughty Sorceress tries to distract you with her sexy wiles, but you zipper your eyelids shut.
The Naughty Sorceress tries to smooch you with nefarious intent, but you parry with a frying pan. The pan is impacted heavily from the force of her assault, leaving a clear indentation of her face.
The Naughty Sorceress tries to claw you to death, but she stumbles -- her outfit really wasn't designed for claw-to-claw combat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat |
 | You acquire an item: Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette (100% chance)* |
If player level is at 13:
 | You acquire an item: Instant Karma (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Sorceress' Chamber.
Notes
- The Wolferess does not remove buffs.
- You do not need the Wand of Nagamar to beat the Wolferess.
