The Unknown Accordion Thief
| The Unknown Accordion Thief | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1780 |
| Locations | Tomb of the Unknown Your Class Here |
| Hit Points | 15 |
| Attack | 25 |
| Defense | 25 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | 100% |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Unknown Accordion ThiefAn accordion (or rather, the ghost of an accordion) materializes in the ghost's hands, and she plays a quick polka riff to warm up. "Get ready, kid," she warns. "I'm gonna roll you out like the titular barrel."
Hit Message(s):
She clonks you on the head with her accordion. Sometimes the simplest moves are the most effective.
She polkas you right inna the <knee>.
She steals your <knee>. He's so stealthy, you don't even notice until you see the blood everywhere.
You suddenly notice that the weapon she's hitting you with is your own. "Hey! Give that back!" you protest, outraged.
She tries to hit you with her accordion, but it's not one of her greatest hits.
She starts to give you the old one-two, but you point out that polka is played in 2/4.
She tries to steal your face, but you've steeled yourself against such an eventuality.
She has to stop for a second to empty her spit valve. You decide not to ask her why his accordion has a spit-valve. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs after the right answer in Tomb of the Unknown Your Class Here (as an Accordion Thief).
Notes
- This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.
