The Unknown Turtle Tamer
| The Unknown Turtle Tamer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1776 |
| Locations | Tomb of the Unknown Your Class Here |
| Hit Points | 15 |
| Attack | 25 |
| Defense | 25 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting The Unknown Turtle TamerThe Unknown Turtle Tamer whistles loudly, and a gigantic ghostly tortoise head the size of a VW Bug phases through the wall and blinks sleepily at you. "Sic 'em up, Carl!" the ghost orders, clapping her hands and pointing at you. Carl yawns and shuffles a little further into the room toward you.
Hit Message(s):
Carl stomps you flat, which feels a bit like being pounded into a stone floor by the world's biggest marshmallow. Ugh! Oof! Eek! Oof!
Carl kicks you, knocking you backward and directly into range of the Unknown Turtle Tamer's mace. Now that's teamwork. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ooh!
The Unknown Turtle Tamer sneaks up behind you and clonks you with a mace while you're distracted by the giant ghost turtle. Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ouch!
Carl bites your soul in half. You're gonna need to get that sewn back together when you're done here. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! (spooky damage)
Carl stomps on you, but you just walk back out of his leg, feeling fine.
Carl tries to kick you, but his turtle speed means you can basically just walk out of the way.
The Unknown Turtle Tamer tries to sneak up behind you while you're distracted by Carl, but you were ready for that sort of trick. That's like Turtle Taming 101.
Carl swallows you whole. This basically just means that you end up on the floor, with no particular damage having been done to you. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs after the right answer in Tomb of the Unknown Your Class Here (as a Turtle Tamer).
