The coffee was *gasp* decaf!
Well, for once the reincarnation process appears to have gone off without a hitch. Your chemistry lab is just as you left it in your campsite, all your experiments are neatly arranged as always, and your lab coat is cleaned and pressed. You decide to celebrate with an Irish coffee, mixing the last of a flask of whiskey and a bit of cream into a mug of coffee and downing it.
Hmm. That tasted... off.
With a terrible dawning realization, you look at the flask... Great Scott! That wasn't whiskey! That was a lycanthropy cure you were working on! And... that cream was Opposite Cream! You grab your research notes and quickly calculate the product of those chemical formulas...
No. Oh, no. You've just cured yourself of not being a horrific slavering beastman!
Glrrrgh! Urrrch! Already you can feel the monstrous changes coming over you! ...Must ...resist!
| Grrraaaagh! |
Rooooaaaar. MUST KILL!
 | You acquire an intrinsic: Savage Beast |
If you have used research fragment(s):
(You gain X research points)
With at least 1 completed WereProfessor ascension:
| Grrraaaagh! |
Better make the best of your last moments of clear thought for a while.
 | You acquire an intrinsic: Mild-Mannered Professor |
(You gain X research points)
Occurs on starting a new WereProfessor ascension.
