They

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They
Monster ID 1631
Locations Anywhere, with Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles equipped
Hit Points 75% of Monster Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+20
Defense Player's Muscle+20
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops They liver, They liver
Manuel BUBBLE GUM
Manuel Entry
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They You're fighting a They

You're walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly you see a monstrous face on what you previously thought was an ordinary human.

I realize that this isn't unusual, given your line of work, but it's still surprising.

Hit Message(s):

It bites you on the fleshy part of your hand. Who does that? Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

It hits you with a two-by-four, then apologizes. Weird. Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ouch!

It looks at you with its horrible, bugged-out eyes. Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It looks at you with its horrible, bugged-out eyes. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Ooh!


After Combat
You acquire an item: They liver (30% chance)*
You acquire an item: They liver (30% chance)*
You acquire an item: BUBBLE GUM (10% chance)*

Occurs at various locations when Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles are equipped.

Notes

  • Never misses.
  • Only occurs in locations using adventure.php. Will not occur, for example, in a Drunken Stupor.
  • Can sometimes appear after you have taken off the goggles.

References

  • The film They Live's basic premise is that aliens walk among us disguised as human who can be detected by wearing special sunglasses.